Major Reginald Hunt Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 Good evening all. I am a retired British army major, I live in Bangkok and describe myself as a connoisseur of what Trink used to call the demimonde. Simply put, I'm a bit of a raver and by Jove I know my stuff. I enjoy many nocturnal pleasures, not least of which are those fine, strapping young creatures we call ladyboys. Why? Well let me tell you. First, there are the physical aspects. You know what I mean. Don't you just adore the sight of those amazonian beauties strutting around our favourite plaza in their tight little panties? By jove, I nearly cream myself whenever one of them comes near me. Additionally, don't you find it frankly rather tedious going home night after night with a runty little Ning, a flat-chested Ping, a spotty-arsed Ying, a vacuous Lek, a plain-looking Yui or a halitosis-ridden Pui. Surely you see how much more civilized it is to take back to your quarters a long-legged Nathalie, a curvaceous Karen, a busty Samantha or a sultry-looking Sandy. Lastly, let's not forget undergarments. Let's be frank, how many times have you taken home a so-called real girl only to cringe and weep at the sight of your little beauty wearing her grandmother's bra and a pair of panties dating back to the Battle of Britain? Not so with ladyboys, not so at all. I'm talking here about real finery: I'm talking about lace, I'm talking about lycra, good heavens man - I'm talking about some of the sexiest little drawers you'll find in the whole of the Kingdom. Of course, I could add more, but on a family website like this I consider it inappropriate. Perhaps the best way for me to end is to extend an open invitation to all of you to join me soon in my favourite bar in that colosseum of pleasure we all know and love so well. Good night, and God save the Queen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stroll Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 What is halitosis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ka12345 Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 Hehehe, a very British posting. Very funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinN Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 What is halitosis? Pobly means that their breath smells like cum. But being a major, I don't understand it ,I don't know much about the Brit services but I thought that he would be an Admiral or sea going rank,self proclaimed fudge packer and all. Coarse maybe they found out he was a fag and drummed his ass out and he really a CPL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stocky Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 Regie old chap, liked your post, couldn't agree more, a night with a runty little Ning could be tedious in the extreme. I'm assuming your intimate with that nice lad Johnny Moron and his close mate Wayne Not forgetting Professor Sebastian Mortimer, Comrade Vladamir Zharkhovsky, Python Lee Jackson and California Dave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainman Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 Good night, and God save the Queen. Imagine if the queen turned out to be a ladyboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spee Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 Perhaps the best way for me to end is to extend an open invitation to all of you to join me soon in my favourite bar in that colosseum of pleasure we all know and love so well. RSVP: Sorry but I won't be making it. I play for the other team and have a lifetime contract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joinme2leave Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 major, SIR ... could you please give a proper, understandable, NON-british TRANSLATION of your statement??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rod_kalashnikov Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Good night, and God save the Queen. Imagine if the queen turned out to be a ladyboy That'd be AOK. Ole Phil was in the Navy ... he knows just how to handle a ladyboy or ten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Mee Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Perhaps the best way for me to end is to extend an open invitation to all of you to join me soon in my favourite bar in that colosseum of pleasure we all know and love so well. Heads-up, Thaiquila! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbkudu Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 I heard they get this way from the school systems they go through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stroll Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Perhaps the best way for me to end is to extend an open invitation to all of you to join me soon in my favourite bar in that colosseum of pleasure we all know and love so well. Heads-up, Thaiquila! Your refined argumentation in debates requires some getting used to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PvtDick Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 major, SIR ... could you please give a proper, understandable, NON-british TRANSLATION of your statement??? Translated into American: "Ladyboys are awesome, dude!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 major, SIR ... could you please give a proper, understandable, NON-british TRANSLATION of your statement??? Translated into American: "Ladyboys are awesome, dude!" Ohhhhh that's what it means Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gentleman Scamp Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 I've a friend who's a ladyboy who drives a Merc and is a businesswoman and who is giving me 1,000 to translate this company VCD to paper later today. If they were all like her then they would not be a joke. P.S. No it's not me (The Major). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tornado Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 funny post Major You sound like a good christian, please turn to Mathew 2.7 and I quote "And god looked down upon to Adam" and said "remember Adam, it is Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" and "if you meet Pooh Pirate Pete from Cuddly Creek, tell him he is a halitosis-ridden serpent" let us pray! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Reginald Hunt Posted July 16, 2004 Author Share Posted July 16, 2004 I'm assuming your intimate with that nice lad Johnny Moron and his close mate Wayne Not forgetting Professor Sebastian Mortimer, Comrade Vladamir Zharkhovsky, Python Lee Jackson and California Dave. What in Heaven's name are you talking about you impertinent little turd? I know none of these people you mention and can assure you that they never served in any of my regiments. By jove, if I were your commanding officer right now I'd give you a bloody good thrashing. Let me remind you, I am here to talk about ladyboys and to discuss with real men the pleasures that such fine young creatures can offer. Good Heavens above dear sir, I do not come to this site to communicate with limp-wristed fairies who get off at the sight of silly young fillies wearing replicas of Queen Mary's corset. Enough said. At precisely six o'clock tonight, I shall be eating in the mess area outside of the plaza and welcome all of you to join me in my inspection of the ladyboys as they parade their way into the colosseum for their evening's work. And by Heavens we'll have fun. A few good stiff drinks, a little bit of well-disguised voyeurism, a little bit of............No, I'm sorry, I can't possibly say that on a family website. Please, allow me to end before I cream myself. Good afternoon, and God save the Queen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chanchao Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Let's start an "Appreciation of appreciation posts" topic. Appreciated. Cheers, Chanchao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke69 Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Poor queen looking at her retired hero with a Ladyboy behind like a backsack ..... anyway enjoy, also that is love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britmaveric Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Lady Boys- Not my cup of tea, but I'm quite sure they are for other lads. As long as they don't bother me I'm quite alright with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stocky Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 I'm assuming your intimate with that nice lad Johnny Moron and his close mate Wayne Not forgetting Professor Sebastian Mortimer, Comrade Vladamir Zharkhovsky, Python Lee Jackson and California Dave. What in Heaven's name are you talking about you impertinent little turd? I know none of these people you mention and can assure you that they never served in any of my regiments. By jove, if I were your commanding officer right now I'd give you a bloody good thrashing. Let me remind you, I am here to talk about ladyboys and to discuss with real men the pleasures that such fine young creatures can offer. Good Heavens above dear sir, I do not come to this site to communicate with limp-wristed fairies who get off at the sight of silly young fillies wearing replicas of Queen Mary's corset. Enough said. At precisely six o'clock tonight, I shall be eating in the mess area outside of the plaza and welcome all of you to join me in my inspection of the ladyboys as they parade their way into the colosseum for their evening's work. And by Heavens we'll have fun. A few good stiff drinks, a little bit of well-disguised voyeurism, a little bit of............No, I'm sorry, I can't possibly say that on a family website. Please, allow me to end before I cream myself. Good afternoon, and God save the Queen. I am sorry to have impugned your reputation Major. Sadly I am otherwise engaged this evening, but I trust you have a most enjoyable time. Respectfully yours etc. Stocky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padkapow Guy Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 sounds like a major butt hole surfer! (no pun intended, ok maybe a little) with all the fine looking Thai (real)women around It just does not make sense to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debaryman101 Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 with all the fine looking Thai (real)women around It just does not make sense to me. Hear Hear chok dee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stroll Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 I think the major is more interested in fancy underwear and doesn't approve of what the gals hide in there, since it lacks the attributes he appreciates in upright soldiers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Reginald Hunt Posted July 18, 2004 Author Share Posted July 18, 2004 Good afternoon all. Firstly, I must confess to feeling a little peeved that none of you responded to my invitation to accompany me at the plaza on Friday night. Nevermind. I daresay many of you had prior engagements or simply chose instead to go looking for ladyboys elsewhere. Anyway, dressed as usual in my finest tweed hunting jacket and sporting a rather stylish pair of riding boots, I entered my favourite bar at around seven and was greeted with customary charm by Rebecca. Charlene was my companion for much of the evening and I must say she looked totally ravishing in her pink bra and matching drawers. Sadly, Natasha was once again unavailable for inspection, but Jennifer more than made up for this by dancing provocatively in that saucy little minskirt I bought her last Tuesday. Overall, my evening was thoroughly enjoyable, and the only slight annoyance came at the sight of an elderly gentleman enjoying some hands-on pleasure with Samantha in the lavatories. To be perfectly frank, I tend to frown somewhat on such activity and am generally of the opinion that displays of affection are best reserved for one's personal living quarters. Anyhow, enough said. I really must dash off now as I have a shopping engagement with Mandy at five and if I can summon the courage I may yet take Cindy up on her offer of pre-dinner drinks at the Sheraton. Regards to you all; good afternoon, and God save the Queen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Good afternoon all.Firstly, I must confess to feeling a little peeved that none of you responded to my invitation to accompany me at the plaza on Friday night. Nevermind. I daresay many of you had prior engagements or simply chose instead to go looking for ladyboys elsewhere. Anyway, dressed as usual in my finest tweed hunting jacket and sporting a rather stylish pair of riding boots, I entered my favourite bar at around seven and was greeted with customary charm by Rebecca. Charlene was my companion for much of the evening and I must say she looked totally ravishing in her pink bra and matching drawers. Sadly, Natasha was once again unavailable for inspection, but Jennifer more than made up for this by dancing provocatively in that saucy little minskirt I bought her last Tuesday. Overall, my evening was thoroughly enjoyable, and the only slight annoyance came at the sight of an elderly gentleman enjoying some hands-on pleasure with Samantha in the lavatories. To be perfectly frank, I tend to frown somewhat on such activity and am generally of the opinion that displays of affection are best reserved for one's personal living quarters. Anyhow, enough said. I really must dash off now as I have a shopping engagement with Mandy at five and if I can summon the courage I may yet take Cindy up on her offer of pre-dinner drinks at the Sheraton. Regards to you all; good afternoon, and God save the Queen. Mightn't it be God save the Queens Major ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stroll Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Please accept my sincere apologies, major, I did turn up at the agreed location, alas not being accustomed to military punctuality, I was late. By your report of the evenings proceedings, it appears we crossed paths unwittingly nonetheless, do we not share a similar preference for the delicious strumpet Samantha, who was treating me to a minor fit of ecstasy with her latexgloved paws while I was precariously balancing myself on my 5"stilettos which I was test-wearing for the very first time to humbly attract your approving attention, and pretended to attend to the business cadets are expected to in the lavatory. I shall not elaborate further on the proceedings of the evening on my part, but leave this for another occasion when I hope to be honoured by making your acquaintance in more suitable surroundings than this abyssmal forum which is no doubt inhabited by many a unappreciative civilians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20yearsinthai Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Quite frankly major general Hunt I would rather prefer Ying's spotty arse than Somboons hairy anus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshy Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Let's start an "Appreciation of appreciation posts" topic. Appreciated. Cheers, Chanchao No--lets just end this one. Yet another award winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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