So, it turns out that the guy who lied to us about bone spurs and hush money, and his Ukraine phone call and a hurricane and covid and the election, and his height and his weight, and his golf scores and his magically regenerated ear, also lied to us about preserving the East Wing. I’m shocked, I tell you. how did we not see this coming? Recently some reporter had the temerity to ask, ‘dude, what the crap?’ — and God’s Own Avatar On Earth was not pleased. reporter: “I just want a quick follow-up to that question. your response to people who say you haven’t been transparent enough about this—” Donny: “I haven’t been transparent enough? really? I’ve shown this to everybody that would listen. third-rate reporters didn’t see it because they didn’t look. you’re a third-rate reporter. always have been.” What a whiny crybaby. ‘everyone has to love my vulgar dance hall, and you’re a third-rate poopyhead if you don’t.’ Oh, boo hoo. Here’s what Donny calls ‘being transparent’: he held up a held up a drawing of some gaudy gold monstrosity — and then raged because every reporter didn’t immediately burst into tears and go ‘sir! thank you for your transparency. how do you do it? how do you hold up a drawing like no one thought possible? sir! sir!’ Here’s a free clue for the fluorescent tangerine. Flashing a rendering of some vulgar billionaire playground isn’t being ‘transparent.’ Transparency means answering questions. and oh boy, do we have questions. Wjat about the billions in ill gotten gains? What about the unprecedented corruption? Why don't your devotees care? Let’s talk about the timing, because that’s pretty suspicious. Two days after eight million Americans told Donny to go fu** himself, demolition crews show up unannounced and start tearing the East Wing — before any plans or permits are submitted, and before any prep work is done at the site. So, is this some kind of revenge thing? Did Donny work himself up in a Big Rage, and grab the phone and bark GET THIS THING DONE NOW into it? Sounds totally plausible, doesn’t it? because you know that Donny is an impulsive rage-baby who acts first and thinks never. Which leads us to the next question: in the big rush to knock everything down, did anyone preserve any of that? All the furnishings, all the portraits. all the historical artifacts. where are they now? Did anyone even bother to catalog any of it? Is there a list? Can we see it? Did everything get bulldozed under, or thrown into the dumpster behind the White House? And if that dumpster is now full, where is Steve Bannon going to sleep tonight? Here’s my biggest question: is Donny getting off on this? He absolutely is, isn’t he? He’s loving this, all our outrage and anguish. Donny is a sadist and a bully. Tell me he isn’t enjoying all this destruction — and also our pained reaction to it. the demon-spawn child who used to bully his siblings is all grown up, and now he has an entire country to torment, and he is having the time of his life. Cruelty, as always, is the point. By the way, is there a single elected Republican outraged by what’s going on? I haven’t heard of one. This is your House too. Right?
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