The Strangest Bangkok Mall Bathroom Experience of My Life!

[FriscoKid]

49 minutes ago, blaze master said:

 

There's like 6 of them now. Elvis is the closest thing left to the real bob.

Elvis is dead and left the building. 

[Ben Zioner]

18 hours ago, BigLek said:

So there I was, in one of Bangkok’s premiere shopping malls. I’d just finished off a nice pizza and was now in a bathroom stall, taking care of, well… you know… dropping the kids off at the pool.

 

Suddenly, out of nowhere, I feel a hand. Not my own hand. A foreign hand. Grabbing my toes.

 

I freeze. My brain almost short-circuits. WTF is this? Do I shake it? Kick it? Call for backup? Before I can react, the hand disappears.

 

Nothing happens for a couple of minutes. I’m almost done anyway, and I think, Right, no worries, maybe it was a mistake. Maybe he dropped something and accidentally brushed my foot while looking for it.

 

Then, out of nowhere, a head pops over the top of my stall, looking down at me from above. He must’ve been stood on his toilet. A full-on, grinning face, just casually peeking over at me.

 

He doesn’t say a word. Just smiles, drops a small piece of paper onto me, and disappears.

 

On the paper? A phone number and a LINE ID.

 

Now, my question to you lot: What the hell does one do in this situation?

 

Wasn't there a big P on the cubicle?

 

They have poofters only toilets in Krung Thep now. Probably the greatest achievement of Srettha Thavisin

 

[Rob Browder]

13 hours ago, Yagoda said:

What happened is called a Democratic Party strategy meeting.

Are you forgetting about "Wide Stance" Larry Craig (R)? 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig#2007_arrest_and_consequences

Most of the lot of them up there R/D are freaks of one sort or another.