Coffee, Scooters, and Maybe Someone Else’s Missus — Pattaya Life

[Terrance8812]

7 hours ago, save the frogs said:

But when I got to the cash, I got accused of shoplifting. I assured her I put it back, but she didn't believe me.

I wouldn't tolerate that. I would just tell them to check the CCTV camera footage. That would be the end of it. 

[save the frogs]

11 hours ago, Terrance8812 said:

I wouldn't tolerate that. I would just tell them to check the CCTV camera footage. That would be the end of it. 

 

Yeah, thanks. Next time I will.

Kind of silly game and humiliating. 

Who would admit to stealing anyway? Either way, the person will say they didn't do it. 

 

[Terrance8812]

Just now, save the frogs said:

 

Yeah, thanks. Next time I will.

Kind of silly game and humiliating. 

Who would admit to stealing anyway? Either way, the person will say they didn't do it. 

 

I agree, nobody would admit to it. But the key is you tell them to look at the photographic evidence. Once you do that, it's no longer your word against theirs. 

[JAG]

On 6/21/2025 at 5:17 PM, Lewie London said:

Then, out of nowhere, she comes back two minutes later and slips me her number

Did she leave the engine running?

[richard_smith237]

On 6/21/2025 at 5:57 PM, SAFETY FIRST said:

Wow, I thought that only happens to me. 

 

 

....here is 'your story'...  

 

 

Right, so there I was, wandering through one of them grimy Pattaya dive bars, you know the sort — sticky floors, neon lights flickering like they’re about to bugger off any minute. Nature called, and I made a beeline for the bogs, expecting the usual chaos of too many blokes, no paper, and that faint smell of regret. But as I pushed open the door to the gents, there was this fella in the corner, proper unusual sight — middle-aged, Western bloke, decked out in a floral skirt that swayed as he moved, sitting prim and proper in front of the cracked mirror, expertly applying lipstick with a steady hand.

 

He caught me peeking, gave me a cheeky grin, and said, “Don’t be shy, mate, just getting ready for the next round.” Didn’t quite know what to say, so I just stood there, fascinated as he dabbed on the brightest red, lips puckered like he was rehearsing for a stage show. The way he moved, the confidence in his eyes — it was magnetic, no two ways about it. I felt this odd buzz creeping up, heart beating a little faster, the kind of excitement that sneaks up when you least expect it, like the first sip of a cold beer on a scorching day.

 

We got chatting — his name was Mark but preferred Shirley, from somewhere up north, been coming to Pattaya for years, loving the freedom here, dressing how he wanted without a fuss. Said the toilets were the best place to sneak in some touch-ups away from prying eyes. I joked about the lipstick stain now blossoming on my shirt from when he’d accidentally brushed past me, and he just laughed, eyes twinkling.

 

That night, walking back through the sticky streets, I felt a little lighter, a bit more open, like Pattaya had thrown me one of its weird little curveballs again — and I wasn’t complaining one bit.

[JAG]

17 minutes ago, short-Timer said:

Why do you keep posting this rubbish? Did anyone request it? 

The best reaction to the OP, as with all his posts, is to take the piss. @richard_smith237 is rather accomplished at it!

[ElwoodP]

Bickering posts and flames removed.

[SAFETY FIRST]

10 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

 

....here is 'your story'...  

 

 

Right, so there I was, wandering through one of them grimy Pattaya dive bars, you know the sort — sticky floors, neon lights flickering like they’re about to bugger off any minute. Nature called, and I made a beeline for the bogs, expecting the usual chaos of too many blokes, no paper, and that faint smell of regret. But as I pushed open the door to the gents, there was this fella in the corner, proper unusual sight — middle-aged, Western bloke, decked out in a floral skirt that swayed as he moved, sitting prim and proper in front of the cracked mirror, expertly applying lipstick with a steady hand.

 

He caught me peeking, gave me a cheeky grin, and said, “Don’t be shy, mate, just getting ready for the next round.” Didn’t quite know what to say, so I just stood there, fascinated as he dabbed on the brightest red, lips puckered like he was rehearsing for a stage show. The way he moved, the confidence in his eyes — it was magnetic, no two ways about it. I felt this odd buzz creeping up, heart beating a little faster, the kind of excitement that sneaks up when you least expect it, like the first sip of a cold beer on a scorching day.

 

We got chatting — his name was Mark but preferred Shirley, from somewhere up north, been coming to Pattaya for years, loving the freedom here, dressing how he wanted without a fuss. Said the toilets were the best place to sneak in some touch-ups away from prying eyes. I joked about the lipstick stain now blossoming on my shirt from when he’d accidentally brushed past me, and he just laughed, eyes twinkling.

 

That night, walking back through the sticky streets, I felt a little lighter, a bit more open, like Pattaya had thrown me one of its weird little curveballs again — and I wasn’t complaining one bit.

You read my comment recently. 😂

 

So sorry Richard if I offended you with my comment but I was offended seeing a 120kg guy dressed in a toutou, wearing a blonde wig and high heels putting on lipstick in a public bathroom.

If you like wearing woman's clothing it's up to you Richard but it's not bloody normal. 

 

I've got friends and colleagues who are gay, these guys are good people, I like their company but the guy in the Tukcom has mental health issues. 

 

Please Richard, tell me it wasn't you I saw that afternoon dressed in that Toutou, if it was you, get some help mate. 

 

BTW, all positive emoji's, not even a negative emoji from my many thumbs down emoji stalkers 

 

 

[FolkGuitar]

Thanks for another delightful read to accompany my morning tea!
Please keep up the fun stuff!

 

And to the people complaining that this is all fake or AI-created...

Does anyone actually think for one moment that the author thinks he is creating non-fiction?

That takes a special kind of stupid. But to read it each day and then bitch about it? That's extra special.

[Lahey]

On 6/21/2025 at 5:46 PM, BLMFem said:

And you are posting in this thread because.....?

 

PS. That goes for all those who dislike his posts. 

Just because you are gay for him.

 

[Lahey]

On 6/21/2025 at 5:49 PM, baansgr said:

If you bothered to learn Thai, you could have spoken to her or even the guy across the road...get some education 

That's true, but everyone everywhere would be better off if he was a mute.

[BLMFem]

1 hour ago, Lahey said:

Just because you are gay for him.

 

Looks like another repressed guy has started getting a guilty pleasure out of looking at my avatar. Don't worry pal, I have a concept of an idea for an OnlyFans channel!👍

[richard_smith237]

8 hours ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

You read my comment recently. 😂

 

So sorry Richard if I offended you with my comment but I was offended seeing a 120kg guy dressed in a toutou, wearing a blonde wig and high heels putting on lipstick in a public bathroom.

If you like wearing woman's clothing it's up to you Richard but it's not bloody normal. 

 

I've got friends and colleagues who are gay,

 

 

Please Richard, tell me it wasn't you I saw that afternoon dressed in that Toutou, if it was you, get some help mate. 

 

BTW, all positive emoji's, not even a negative emoji from my many thumbs down emoji stalkers 

 

 

 

Your meme is spot on - I suspect the vast majority of people would agree without hesitation.

 

Unfortunately, it’s a conversation that’s been  knee-capped by the guardians of wokeness.

 

To so much as question the façade and pantomime of certain attention-seekers is to risk being branded ‘homophobic’, regardless of the actual intent or content of the critique.

 

I’ve personally been accused of homophobia on this forum for expressing the very same observations highlighted in the meme. The accusation, predictably out of context, came from a particularly fragile member of the gay community here. It wasn’t a sincere rebuttal, but rather a lazy attempt at point-scoring by someone evidently lacking the emotional or intellectual tools to engage in thoughtful, good-faith discourse. It’s a tired cheap shot - one that specific poster fires off frequently.

 

 

I think many of us have gay friends... just normal mates - regular guys we meet in the pubs and play football with etc - not really any point of discussion there...  

 

 

But... There are men who genuinely feel they should have been born female - and that’s where the distinctions within the ever-expanding LGBTQ+acronym start to matter. But that's a conversation better suited for another thread.

 

That said, if a bloke in a dress can have a normal, grounded conversation with me, I’ve got no issue at all.

 

In fact, just a few weeks ago in a small bar in Bangkok - live music, laid-back vibe - I was there with friends, watching a band. I briefly chatted with the guy next to me...  It was quite dark, and we were commenting on the music, he had bright-red-hair, was wearing lipstick, eyeliner, and a skirt on...   None of that mattered - it had been a perfectly organic, normal interaction about the band... that was that - no biggie.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[SAFETY FIRST]

29 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

- I suspect the vast majority

You suspect the vast majority 

 

Get the <deleted> out of here 😂

[richard_smith237]

12 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

42 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

- I suspect the vast majority

You suspect the vast majority 

 

Get the <deleted> out of here 😂

 

Yeah.... "suspect" because its an unknown...   these discussion have been killed off and we're left with the occasional meme such as yours before getting kicked off Facebook or some other platform for not being 'politically correct' towards minority groups.... 

 

 

[SAFETY FIRST]

2 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

Yeah.... "suspect" because its an unknown...   these discussion have been killed off and we're left with the occasional meme such as yours before getting kicked off Facebook or some other platform for not being 'politically correct' towards minority groups.... 

 

 

Always good to hear your feedback Richard. 👍

 

Sadly I think the whole LGBTQ stuff has gotten out of hand, to me, most have a mental illness. 

 

Allowing male law enforcement officers to wear lipstick, NOPE 

 

[richard_smith237]

3 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Always good to hear your feedback Richard. 👍

 

Sadly I think the whole LGBTQ stuff has gotten out of hand, to me, most have a mental illness. 

 

Allowing law enforcement to wear lipstick, NOPE 

 

 

 

You realise thats an App Filter, right ? - rather an obvious filter too... 

[SAFETY FIRST]

9 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

You realise thats an App Filter, right ? - rather an obvious filter too... 

Yes app filter, what are you getting at? 

 

 

 

[richard_smith237]

1 minute ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Yes app filter, what are you getting at? 

 

 

 

I think this gets to the stage where we are digging to find something to be outraged about... 

 

I've never seen a male Policemen wearing Lipstick or a dress....   

 

Its not something I've ever thought about, its not something I'm outraged about, its not something I'm bothered to oxygenate... 

 

 

[Keeps]

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