What makes you certifiably gay?

[Baht Simpson]

36 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

Absolutely WRONG and incredibly IGNORANT.

It's not about actions.

It's simply having emotional and sexual attraction to the same sex and lacking that towards the opposite sex.

No actions ever needed for that to mean you're gay.

Exactly. It's partly amusing and  partly sad that in 2025 some people still don't understand what being gay is.

 

 

[MalcolmB]

1 hour ago, Keeps said:

Just been having a little think whilst having a couple of cold ones and something sprung to mind Malky. Very much enjoyed this post but then, I started thinking about finishing a party cone in one go.

 

Isn't this what AUSSIES refer to as a bong? Us Brits call it a bong, I think the Yanks call it a bowl?

 

Now, as you claim to be a Brit, why would you be using the Aussie vernacular? As you are well aware GOAT, I do pick up on your slip ups. I'm a cunning one like that.

 

Time to come clean @MalcolmB? At least do the decent thing and provide me with a plausible explanation. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt if you do.

 

Cheers cobber.

I think you have been drinking too much bong water to be honest.

I think it has been giving you hallucinations and a bit of paranoid.

This legalized weed in Thailand does seem to kick a lot harder than the mostly hash I smoked back in the UK.

 

You tink too mush.

 

What about you? You ever sucked a penis?

 

[short-Timer]

57 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

Be good for you. Gayest guy ever certificate for you. No 1.

You never stop thinking about penises. It's so sad already. 

[Keeps]

20 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

I think you have been drinking too much bong water to be honest.

I think it has been giving you hallucinations and a bit of paranoid.

This legalized weed in Thailand does seem to kick a lot harder than the mostly hash I smoked back in the UK.

 

You tink too mush.

 

What about you? You ever sucked a penis?

 

That's not an answer to the question is it Malky boy?

 

Haven't smoked the old Dutch Parsley for a long time now. No hallucinations or paranoia here. 

 

Dicks are certainly not my thing. Never have been, never will be.

 

Now, back to the original post and question. You slipped up Malky, sorry GOAT.

 

You gonna hold your hands up or at least come up with a believable explanation?

[MalcolmB]

46 minutes ago, Keeps said:

That's not an answer to the question is it Malky boy?

 

Haven't smoked the old Dutch Parsley for a long time now. No hallucinations or paranoia here. 

 

Dicks are certainly not my thing. Never have been, never will be.

 

Now, back to the original post and question. You slipped up Malky, sorry GOAT.

 

You gonna hold your hands up or at least come up with a believable explanation?

I use my real name which is Malcolm.

What is you name?

 

The word bong originates in Thailand which is another thing you didn’t know.

[Harrisfan]

1 hour ago, short-Timer said:

You never stop thinking about penises. It's so sad already. 

I never mentioned them you did. Must be on your mind. The fact you dodge questions about women says it all.