Report Chiang Mai Man Arrested for Bizarre Nude Motorbike Ride

[snoop1130]

Picture courtesy of Mae Faek Police Station Facebook

 

In a startling incident, a man from Chiang Mai’s San Sai district has captured attention after riding his motorbike stark naked, with three giant dildos strapped to the side. The 49-year-old, identified as Kluay from Lampang, was seen cruising through the village of Chedi Mae Krua, leaving locals in shock.

 

Caught on camera, the unusual spectacle took place during a nighttime downpour. The video quickly went viral, prompting police action. By midday today, Police Colonel Ekapong Chaiwongsai led a team to raid the suspect’s rented home.

 

During the raid, officers uncovered a collection of fake penises and a bottle of lubricant gel, along with the white Honda motorcycle used for the escapade. Kluay, openly gay, confessed his peculiar habit, claiming it had been ongoing for six years.

 

In his statement, Kluay explained, “I ordered the fake penises online for use with my girlfriend. When it rains, I feel compelled to strip off and ride around the village.” He added, “I didn’t think it would be a big deal. I do it every rainy season, usually once every three to four days.”

 

Despite his assertions, police charged Kluay with possessing obscene items and performing indecent acts in public. This incident has sparked outrage and disbelief among the locals, with many worried about community impact.

 

“It’s shocking and disturbing to witness such behaviour,” one resident remarked, highlighting the community’s concern over the incident's potential effects on local life.

 

Police have issued a stern warning, making it clear that similar actions will not be tolerated. Authorities are committed to clamping down on any inappropriate or indecent behaviour in public spaces to maintain community order.

 

This unusual incident underscores the diverse fabric of community life and highlights the importance of public decency laws in maintaining societal norms.

 

  Adapted by ASEAN Now from The Thaiger 2025-07-03

 

 

[bg53]

4 minutes ago, snoop1130 said:

I feel compelled

 

Compelled by what?

[Enoon]

15 minutes ago, bg53 said:

 

Compelled by what?

 

 Rain apparently. 

 

You'll have to speak to him or his therapist about how the "rain means I have to get my kit off and ride around with dildos" connection was first formed/established.

 

How did your compulsion to hide under a table with a pineapple when you hear the words "Sergeant Bilko" get established?

 

 

 

[novacova]

Probably high on meth, too many of these tweakers anymore.

[bunnydrops]

What was he thinking? Everyone knows you are required to wear a shirt when operating a vehicle in Thailand.

[roo860]

45 minutes ago, bg53 said:

 

Compelled by what?

Big dildos

[saakura]

He is "openly gay", has a girlfriend, and loves to ride giant dildoes! Which one of the characters LGBTQI etc does he represent?

[Baht Simpson]

8 minutes ago, saakura said:

He is "openly gay", has a girlfriend, and loves to ride giant dildoes! Which one of the characters LGBTQI etc does he represent?

If he's got a girlfriend must be B. Although he doesn't state he rides the dlldos, just the motorcycle.... and possibly his girlfriend. He seems a bit confused, in several respects.

[Cameroni]

You gotta love Thailand.

[saakura]

12 minutes ago, Baht Simpson said:

If he's got a girlfriend must be B. Although he doesn't state he rides the dlldos, just the motorcycle.... and possibly his girlfriend. He seems a bit confused, in several respects.

The article says that whenever it rains, he loves to ride nude with giant size dildoes. Every 3-4 days.

[annotator]

6 minutes ago, saakura said:

The article says that whenever it rains, he loves to ride nude with giant size dildoes. Every 3-4 days.

Who doesn't?

[Baht Simpson]

5 minutes ago, saakura said:

The article says that whenever it rains, he loves to ride nude with giant size dildoes. Every 3-4 days.

With them not on them. They're strapped to the side. 

[Baht Simpson]

Maybe he's openly straight.

[NorthernRyland]

1 hour ago, bg53 said:

 

Compelled by what?

 

Imagine the thrill of driving around naked in front of uni girls with dildos dangling off the side of your bike.

 

[NorthernRyland]

15 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

You gotta love Thailand.

 

My wife sent me this on facebook. How did a farang public pisser not make this forum? Maybe he saw the naked dildo rider and got the wrong idea about Thai culture.

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1072661860878229

[Cameroni]

3 minutes ago, NorthernRyland said:

 

My wife sent me this on facebook. How did a farang public pisser not make this forum? Maybe he saw the naked dildo rider and got the wrong idea about Thai culture.

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1072661860878229

 

LOL, another classy tatooed visitor...

[ikke1959]

I think he went to the market.. I see in many baskets huge penissen as they would bring luck

[lamyai3]

54 minutes ago, saakura said:

He is "openly gay", has a girlfriend, and loves to ride giant dildoes! Which one of the characters LGBTQI etc does he represent?

 

Details in the OP suggest he identifies as a banana... 

"The 49-year-old, identified as Kluay from Lampang" 

[Harsh Jones]

Quote

riding his motorbike stark naked, with three giant dildos strapped to the side. 

Slowly but surely, Pattaya is cleaning up and Chiang Mai will be that place