The reason Putins poo collected in a briefcase to case

[3NUMBAS]

his health issues would be found out by foreign powers

 

https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/world/putins-bodyguards-carried-poop-suitcase-to-alaska-summit-heres-why/ar-AA1KHUO8
 

[phetphet]

Could be many reasons.

Sanctions have created a shortage of fertiliser in Russia.

Someone thinks they can polish a turd.

A money making scheme on Russia's version of eBay by selling one of President P's logs.

[Will B Good]

 

Maybe his turds can be polished? 

 

Few on here would buy them.

[Jeff the Chef]

I can think of a few current leaders of the world who could eat it and hopefully die.

[scubascuba3]

Since when has plop been the way to identify all illnesses? MRIs? Scans? blood tests? etc?

[Will B Good]

2 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

Since when has plop been the way to identify all illnesses? MRIs? Scans? blood tests? etc?

 

Pretty sure there's a long list.......cancer of the colon for one? Crohn's......plus a whole host of viral and bacterial diseases.....Polio