ace Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 "Stealth" Talking machine as the central character = bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 "Stealth"Talking machine as the central character = bad It Worked in Clark's 2001 ....... just depends how it is done. Short Circuit 2 was really bad ...... the first one wasn't much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirkGently Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 The Avaitor with leonardo de Craprio. Anything with Nicholas Cage in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lannarebirth Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 C'mon people. Worst movie ever: Dirty Dancing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chinthee Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 C'mon people. Worst movie ever: Dirty Dancing. Well...I can top that...Flash Dance. But, damm she was sexy wasn't she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solosiam Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Thought it was a guy, recently stung by a couple of bees? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 "Plan 9 from Outer Space". It's so bad it's a classic. Add Empire of the Ants to that list. Recent disasters: Date Movie - I hope Allison Hannigan fired her agent. The Breakup - A truely pointless movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tropo Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 (edited) Rush Hour 3 I don't ever remember coming across a more annoying character in a film than Chris Tucker as Detective James Carter in this one, and Jackie Chan just doesn't hit the spot this time around...not that he ever really does, but he was much worse this time and showing his age. It was almost painful to sit through. One movie critic put rather well: "Chan provides stunts and cross cultural confusion, while Tucker provides... well, shrieking. Two hours of non-stop, ear-shattering, humourless shrieking. It's simply unbearable. You soon find yourself begging for him to die." And that's an understatement. If you are trapped in a rainstorm in front of a theater playing this movie, by all means go right in and stay dry. Edited August 19, 2007 by tropo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimjim Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Mary Shelley's Frankenstein Spawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr6kings Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Howard the Duck Dune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simmo Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Any of the generic thai ghost movies I've been dragged along too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hUsh Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 The Lady in the Water (total crap) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
game4shame Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 ghost ship - it's listed as a horror but is closer to a comedy. ....and anything with jim carrey or will smith (amongst others) in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenShone Posted August 20, 2007 Author Share Posted August 20, 2007 The Lady in the Water (total crap) Saw this movie and thought the same. I also think it's a psychotic movie. Ewwwww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiliwasabi Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Although I loved it as a kid I think "BMX Bandits" starring a young Nicole Kidman deserves a mention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pascharay Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 universal soldier the return Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 universal soldier the return holiday mr bean .........really should not have made this movie ,okd jokes/gags from 20 years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sutnyod Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Mr. and Ms. Smith Watched it (well, the beginning) with one of my kids who is a big Angelina Jolie fan. After 15 min we looked at each other and turned the thing off. Boring and violent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaggerEyes Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 War of the Worlds (Tom Cruise) sucks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 C'mon people. Worst movie ever: Dirty Dancing. right the movie was crap but the music was great.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratchabuild Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - the book was heaps better. The radio series was better, the vinyl albums were better and the BBC TV series was better. ....... There is only one Arthur Dent...... but the books were best. One that really got me was Dune, if you hadn't read the books (the first trilogy at least) it was probably an entertaining movie, if you had read the series, the film version was very disappointing. And Sting has to take a special 'over-acting' award ........... "I will kill him" Anything by Stephen King with two exceptions, all blockbusters.............always crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenShone Posted August 21, 2007 Author Share Posted August 21, 2007 Monalisa Smile is somewhat crappy as well. Didn't reach its intended depth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiliwasabi Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 (edited) The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - the book was heaps better. The radio series was better, the vinyl albums were better and the BBC TV series was better. ....... There is only one Arthur Dent...... but the books were best. One that really got me was Dune, if you hadn't read the books (the first trilogy at least) it was probably an entertaining movie, if you had read the series, the film version was very disappointing. And Sting has to take a special 'over-acting' award ........... "I will kill him" Anything by Stephen King with two exceptions, all blockbusters.............always crap. I reckon there are at least 4 good movies made from Stephen King books or stories. Never as good as the books but still pretty good: 1. Stand By Me - Haven't seen it for a while but I enjoyed it at the time. 2. Shawshank Redemption - Watched it again last week and still thought it was a good movie. 3. The Shining - In my opinion and all time classic. But maybe it was the cinematography or maybe Nicholson won me over. 4. Green Mile - Maybe I need to see it again but it would be far from crappiest movie ever. I'll stick with the books for Carrie, The Stand, Misery etc. OK, now I will get off my defensive high horse and get back on topic..... Blues Brothers 2000 - That movie is an insult to the original and should never have happened! edit: Spelling Edited August 21, 2007 by chiliwasabi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
technocracy Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 4 pages in a not a mention of Excorist 2!!!! Now I am shocked! As for Stephen King book film conversions I thought Pet Semetary was an excellent attempt. On recent films of ultra crappiness - Ultraviolet has to be one of the biggest piles of excrement to be released recently although I didn't manage to watch the whole thing it was that bad. Norbert also! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baboon Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Silverado gets my vote. Makes my blood boil! Root canal work far more entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 4 pages in a not a mention of Excorist 2!!!! Now I am shocked! As for Stephen King book film conversions I thought Pet Semetary was an excellent attempt. On recent films of ultra crappiness - Ultraviolet has to be one of the biggest piles of excrement to be released recently although I didn't manage to watch the whole thing it was that bad. Norbert also! bilko and the pink panther .....starring steve martin insult to phil silvers and peter sellers memory ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses G. Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Silverado gets my vote. Makes my blood boil! Root canal work far more entertaining. Interesting. I would rate it as one of the better films. Did you by any chance love Cannibal Holocaust? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFD Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Two adaptations that just make me want to puke: Heinlein's 'Starship Troopers' and Asimov's 'Nightfall'. The former views like a violent Archie comic book and I don't the even think the directors of the latter ever read the original text.... BFD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mittheimp Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - the book was heaps better. The radio series was better, the vinyl albums were better and the BBC TV series was better. ....... There is only one Arthur Dent...... but the books were best. One that really got me was Dune, if you hadn't read the books (the first trilogy at least) it was probably an entertaining movie, if you had read the series, the film version was very disappointing. And Sting has to take a special 'over-acting' award ........... "I will kill him" Anything by Stephen King with two exceptions, all blockbusters.............always crap. I reckon there are at least 4 good movies made from Stephen King books or stories. Never as good as the books but still pretty good: 1. Stand By Me - Haven't seen it for a while but I enjoyed it at the time. 2. Shawshank Redemption - Watched it again last week and still thought it was a good movie. 3. The Shining - In my opinion and all time classic. But maybe it was the cinematography or maybe Nicholson won me over. 4. Green Mile - Maybe I need to see it again but it would be far from crappiest movie ever. I'll stick with the books for Carrie, The Stand, Misery etc. OK, now I will get off my defensive high horse and get back on topic..... Blues Brothers 2000 - That movie is an insult to the original and should never have happened! edit: Spelling The opening secene in carrie means the movie could never be rated as bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mittheimp Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 some of the worst films ive seen are-- Notting Hill Love Actually Coyote Ugly Joan of Arc Runaway Bride Titanic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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