v8tfcorty Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 house of the dead. directed by uwe boll. This film is a prequel to all of the The House of the Dead video games. Set on an island off the coast, a techno rave party attracts a diverse group of college coeds and a Coast Guard officer. Soon, they discover that their X-laced escapades are to be interrupted by zombies and monsters that attack them on the ground, from the air, and in the sea, ruled by an evil entity in the House of the Dead... Written by was a very very very bad movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lannarebirth Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Monalisa Smile is somewhat crappy as well. Didn't reach its intended depth. I got dragged to that bomb. Wretched! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lannarebirth Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Silverado gets my vote. Makes my blood boil! Root canal work far more entertaining. Hmmmm, I thought it was pretty good. Maybe because I hadn't seen an original western in many years. OK, here's an awful one. Waterworld. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adjan jb Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 90 % of all the movies made in Hollywood. Money talks. This is not anti-americanism. I like what is made in NY. Old Hollywood movies were great but then "global money" was less a concern. Cinema was still an art. Nowadays few movies are pieces of art. I also believe that those movies are not made in the USA anymore. That said, the crappiest movie I've ever seen is a French movie: Le Tronc (The Trunk). I stayed until the end because I wanted to know how far (maybe I should say how deep) it was possible to go but everybody else walked out of the theater. A close second is an American peplum set in the Greek Antiquity. One of the zillion Greek heroes fights titans and cerberus and hydras and alll kinds of mythological monsters that turn out to be machines. Probably made in the 60's or 70's. I think the name has something to do with .... And the/versus Titans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oswald Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 ["Tidal Wave" starring Lorne Green (remember the tv show Gunsmoke) Originally titled "Nippon chinbotsu" (Japan is sinking) Lorne Green was dubbed in later to coax American audiences. Only film I ever walked out on.....and I was only 12 years old......that's bad. I think you mean the tv show "Bonanza" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimsKnight Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 (edited) Hudson Hawk. Utter 90s <deleted> and the start of hollywoods serious decline into souless films. To sum it up the spiel on the back of the case tried to make out it the lead character was superior to all the marvel/DC comics heros. He isn't! Highlander 2 - The Quickening. Another 90s soul-destroying film. Very very crap, so bad in fact it's not even considered an official sequel these days! War of the Worlds. Very crap and overhyped. Tom Cruise sucks and is overrated. In Defense: Hey who's knocking Biggles? Biggles was cool! I loved that as a kid Alexander was ok too, I think audiences just haven't read the books properly. Waterworld isn't too bad, although it did flop at the box office but made it all back on the video market later. Plus it has a cult following too! Edited August 22, 2007 by JimsKnight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lannarebirth Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 No crappiest movies list would be complete without "Showgirls". Throw in any movie Madonna appeared in as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lannarebirth Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 I reckon there are at least 4 good movies made from Stephen King books or stories. Never as good as the books but still pretty good:1. Stand By Me - Haven't seen it for a while but I enjoyed it at the time. 2. Shawshank Redemption - Watched it again last week and still thought it was a good movie. 3. The Shining - In my opinion and all time classic. But maybe it was the cinematography or maybe Nicholson won me over. 4. Green Mile - Maybe I need to see it again but it would be far from crappiest movie ever. I'll stick with the books for Carrie, The Stand, Misery etc. Yes, those were good movies. A really crappy one was "Maximum Overdrive". I think King may have even botched misdirected that one himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses G. Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 No crappiest movies list would be complete without "Showgirls". Throw in any movie Madonna appeared in as well. I think that you are forgetting, "Desperately Seeking Susan". Good movie and Madonna did a great job playing herself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capantha Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Wild Wild West Enough said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baboon Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Silverado gets my vote. Makes my blood boil! Root canal work far more entertaining. Interesting. I would rate it as one of the better films. Did you by any chance love Cannibal Holocaust? I will flame the next poster who backs up Silverado. Canibal Holocaust? Never seen it. Whats it about, then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baboon Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Silverado gets my vote. Makes my blood boil! Root canal work far more entertaining. Hmmmm, I thought it was pretty good. Maybe because I hadn't seen an original western in many years. OK, here's an awful one. Waterworld. Careful. Treading on very thin ice now........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IMA_FARANG Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 1Alexander2Ghost Rider 3The Wicker Man 1. Vampire Hookers....a softcore porno film about Filippino hookers who live in a cemetary as vampires. (I'm not making this up) 2. Female Artillary......an Italian western about a wagon train that is attacked by bandits killing all the men on the wagon train. Then a cowboy arrives and drives off the bandits. The bandits follow the wagon train. The wagon train take refuge in a temporarily abandoned fort, and the cowboy and the women use the cannon in the fort to drive off a combined force of bandits and Indians that attack the fort. (And that is the believable part). 3. And then also should I mention.....FLESH GORDON and the EVIL PORNO RAY. A softcore porno take off on the old Flash Gordon comics from the 1930's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baboon Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 1Alexander2Ghost Rider 3The Wicker Man 1. Vampire Hookers....a softcore porno film about Filippino hookers who live in a cemetary as vampires. (I'm not making this up) 2. Female Artillary......an Italian western about a wagon train that is attacked by bandits killing all the men on the wagon train. Then a cowboy arrives and drives off the bandits. The bandits follow the wagon train. The wagon train take refuge in a temporarily abandoned fort, and the cowboy and the women use the cannon in the fort to drive off a combined force of bandits and Indians that attack the fort. (And that is the believable part). 3. And then also should I mention.....FLESH GORDON and the EVIL PORNO RAY. A softcore porno take off on the old Flash Gordon comics from the 1930's. Sound like cracking entertainment to me. What are you on about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 1Alexander2Ghost Rider 3The Wicker Man 1. Vampire Hookers....a softcore porno film about Filippino hookers who live in a cemetary as vampires. (I'm not making this up) 2. Female Artillary......an Italian western about a wagon train that is attacked by bandits killing all the men on the wagon train. Then a cowboy arrives and drives off the bandits. The bandits follow the wagon train. The wagon train take refuge in a temporarily abandoned fort, and the cowboy and the women use the cannon in the fort to drive off a combined force of bandits and Indians that attack the fort. (And that is the believable part). 3. And then also should I mention.....FLESH GORDON and the EVIL PORNO RAY. A softcore porno take off on the old Flash Gordon comics from the 1930's. Sound like cracking entertainment to me. What are you on about? evan almighty ,utter rubbish.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pumpuiman Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 ["Tidal Wave" starring Lorne Green (remember the tv show Gunsmoke)Originally titled "Nippon chinbotsu" (Japan is sinking) Lorne Green was dubbed in later to coax American audiences. Only film I ever walked out on.....and I was only 12 years old......that's bad. I think you mean the tv show "Bonanza" Oops....your right...Bonanza it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pumpuiman Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Waterworld isn't too bad, although it did flop at the box office but made it all back on the video market later. Plus it has a cult following too! Not the flop everyone thinks..........With a budget of $175 million, the film grossed $88 million at the U.S. box office, and was initially considered to be one of the biggest flops ever made. However, the film was successful overseas and made more than a $100 million profit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenShone Posted August 25, 2007 Author Share Posted August 25, 2007 Waterworld is OK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses G. Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Last House on the Left was a TERRIBLE movie. Waterworld just wasn't very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptou Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 i like watching the later steven segal- - movies.the mans a walrus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chinthee Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Waterworld is OK. Waterworld is Mad Max with gills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glauka Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 The Count of MonteCristo (2002) Scarlett The day of the Jackal (Bruce Willis) Shall we dance? The Musketer (why tim roth did you do this to me?) Just to name a few..I am sure i will come with some more in the next few days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackr Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 1Alexander2Ghost Rider 3The Wicker Man Yep, Alexander was crap but thought Ghost Rider made a change from the run-of-the-mill tripe nowadays. The original Wicker Man was good, remake crap. 300 was pretty dire, although they did a good job on Butler. A Walk in the Clouds Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Dune The Thin Red Line Bravefart The English Patient The old Godzilla movies Nightmare on Elm Street sequels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenShone Posted August 26, 2007 Author Share Posted August 26, 2007 Sweet November wasn't very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim's_a_Thai_Fox Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Someone wrote 'Spawn'... couldn't remember the name film. The only ever film that when the credits rolled I was genuinely taken off guard as the lights woke me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Clifton Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 All Van Damme and Steven Seagal movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grover Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Waterworld just wasn't very good. I'm sure you can think of at least one good moment. I can. Actually I liked that movie, great concept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackr Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Dunno if already in list: Oceans 12 - Letting the cast do what they want does not a good film make. Spiderman 3 - <deleted> All Friday 13ths after the first, although Jason X was a laugh as was No 6... or was it 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lothda Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Attack of the Killer Tomatoes - absolutely no redeeming value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses G. Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 All Van Damme and Steven Seagal movies. Except Under Seige by Seagall and Kickboxer, Bloodsport and Universal Soldier by Van Damme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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