President Donald Trump said he may impose tariffs on countries "if they don't go along with Greenland."

"We need Greenland for national security. So I may do that," Trump said at the White House.

The comments came as the Supreme Court could soon deliver its ruling on the legality of Trump's "reciprocal" and fentanyl-related tariffs.

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/16/trump-greenland-tariffs.html

Another day, another tariff threat. Nothing unhinged about this at all.

Ah, the master strategist has spoken!

While lesser minds are distracted by "governing" or "global stability," the stable genius is playing 4D chess with a map from a second-grade geography textbook.

His legal tariff scheme is hanging by a thread at the Supreme Court, so naturally, his big-brain pivot is to threaten the entire global trading order... over a frozen rock he saw on a documentary once. Not to manage climate change, mind you, but because he heard there might be a hotel site or a place to put his name in gold-plated letters.

"National security." Right. Because nothing secures the homeland like picking a fight with Denmark because a real estate deal fell through. He's like a toddler who saw a snow globe at the airport and is now threatening to hold his breath until he gets it, even if it means setting the house on fire.

The sheer, monumental stupidity of it is almost art. The world's economies tremble at the whim of a man whose foreign policy is a deranged mix of Fox News segments, spite, and half-remembered conversations at Mar-a-Lago. "Tariffs if they don't go along with Greenland." It's not a policy; it's the incoherent threat of a mob boss who's just been told he can't have the ice machine.

The most terrifying part is that his cult of MAGAts will hear this and nod sagely, convinced he's outmaneuvering the deep state with his bold "Greenland Gambit," and not publicly melting down because he couldn't buy a country like a failed timeshare.

What a profound, world-historic clown.

Nothing to do with that man Epstein and the files is it ?

Jimmy Carr had a good idea to dissuade Trump going after Greenland.

He suggested they should pass legislation reducing the age of consent to twelve, rename Greenland to Pedo-Island and then ask Trump if he still wants to buy it.