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no more fast track for business class

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33 minutes ago, StarOfLight said:

It's what I've seen on the planes inbound. It's what I see on the BTS. It's what I see in the pubs on Sukhumvit. It's what I recall even 25 years ago in Pattaya. Surely, geriatric Chaing Mai chok a block. Went to SSA meetup... half were obese. Statistics pretty spot on I'd say as general observation.

Again, no idea why the pushback. No one eats Thai food here. No one 50+ exercises in the parks.

I'm might biased since I always chose hotels and resorts with decent gym, and also places with some activities going on.

So I have to give you right. Still nowhere in the World will you see a majority of fit people everywhere you walk, and honestly, walking in parks and eat street food and in food courts is not for everyone

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    Someone sounds a bit salty that they can't afford to fly in the pointy end of the plane, so have to resort to calling them childish names in their fit of jealousy.

  • josephbloggs
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    Of course it happens in Western countries. It is a pretty standard thing for business class and the airlines pay for the privilege.

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    Good. Just because you spend an extra bit of money on a seat doesn't mean you deserve any sort of priority queuing for immigration. I seriously doubt that would happen in any Western country why shoul

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53 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

Try google.

Tried Oxford English Dictionary, where I learned it was the elite class in Ancient Rome, as opposed to the Plebians, of which I am certainly one.

2 hours ago, StarOfLight said:

You have some signage? No Asian immigration or US immigration I've ever seen.

Of course not


Not every single airport in the world does it, but many do. I am not going to argue about it as I have used it myself in many countries. Many countries I have been to (Japan, Australia, China) I remember don't have it.

I don't know about US airports as I haven't been there for maybe 15 years and I don't remember if we got fast track or not. And I'm not going back to find out. Maybe they don't.

Here's Heathrow and Gatwick arrival. Both are in England, a Western country. Dubai definitely does, been through it many many times. If you don't want to believe it exists anywhere then that's up to you.





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2 hours ago, StarOfLight said:

It's what I've seen on the planes inbound. It's what I see on the BTS. It's what I see in the pubs on Sukhumvit. It's what I recall even 25 years ago in Pattaya. Surely, geriatric Chaing Mai chok a block. Went to SSA meetup... half were obese. Statistics pretty spot on I'd say as general observation.

Again, no idea why the pushback. No one eats Thai food here. No one 50+ exercises in the parks.


Your original comment was all business class passengers are fat.

Now you are saying people in pubs are fat.

Completely irrelevant wibble.

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18 minutes ago, josephbloggs said:


Your original comment was all business class passengers are fat.

Now you are saying people in pubs are fat.

Completely irrelevant wibble.

Well, it's true.

But I stated that because another posted quibbled how I knew that. I stated I see it with my own eyes on the planes, everywhere.

It's not even debatable. 50+ yo American are over 50% morbidly obese and UK is right behind. We could probably add Germany as well there.

24 minutes ago, josephbloggs said:


Not every single airport in the world does it, but many do. I am not going to argue about it as I have used it myself in many countries. Many countries I have been to (Japan, Australia, China) I remember don't have it.

I don't know about US airports as I haven't been there for maybe 15 years and I don't remember if we got fast track or not. And I'm not going back to find out. Maybe they don't.

Here's Heathrow and Gatwick arrival. Both are in England, a Western country. Dubai definitely does, been through it many many times. If you don't want to believe it exists anywhere then that's up to you.





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So, by your own admission. Of the airports you have specifically named only hiso Dubai has priority VIP. Which given the culture I'm not at all surprised.

Fast track in your photo I presume is prescreened security not pay4play priority.

You've actually made my case. Thanks

Y'all can get married or get in line like the plebs you are.

US definitely does not have vip service

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2 hours ago, wil iam not said:

Tried Oxford English Dictionary, where I learned it was the elite class in Ancient Rome, as opposed to the Plebians, of which I am certainly one.

Well, you learned something today Gramps.

You're welcome

5 minutes ago, StarOfLight said:

So, by your own admission. Of the airports you have specifically named only hiso Dubai has priority VIP. Which given the culture I'm not at all surprised.

Fast track in your photo I presume is prescreened security not pay4play priority.

You've actually made my case. Thanks

Y'all can get married or get in line like the plebs you are.

US definitely does not have vip service


Can you not read? Both UK airports I pictures are fast track immigration on arrival. Many other countries have the same as I said. Some countries don't.

From the tone of your posts (hiso, business passengers are fat) it is clear you have a chip on your shoulder.

I'll continue to travel how I like, you do you, and keep feeling bitter about it. Bye bye.

2 hours ago, Hummin said:

I'm might biased since I always chose hotels and resorts with decent gym, and also places with some activities going on.

So I have to give you right. Still nowhere in the World will you see a majority of fit people everywhere you walk, and honestly, walking in parks and eat street food and in food courts is not for everyone

Yes, another farang that is allergic to Thai food but ok.

The weight on foreigners is shocking. I'm even more shocked to see it on expats. It's all pub grub and beer for the men and breads and sweets for the farang fatty women - although never noticed many if any women in business coming to Asia

I know the vast majority of you don't pay cash for the seat. You spend years tallying up every conceivable point on your Visa cards which have learned every detail about your lives in the process. You buy a discounted ticket. It's an extension on the two week baht millionaire scheme 🤣

6 minutes ago, josephbloggs said:


Can you not read? Both UK airports I pictures are fast track immigration on arrival. Many other countries have the same as I said. Some countries don't.

From the tone of your posts (hiso, business passengers are fat) it is clear you have a chip on your shoulder.

I'll continue to travel how I like, you do you, and keep feeling bitter about it. Bye bye.

I did address) respond the fast track signage.

I'm not bitter. You've reached the end of your life, nothing better to spend hard cash on than a wide ride seat. You can take the priority lane I don't care... I get in even faster using the Thai lane.

Enjoy your two weeks, Sunday Carvery, English breakfast and all of it lol

8 minutes ago, StarOfLight said:

Yes, another farang that is allergic to Thai food but ok.

The weight on foreigners is shocking. I'm even more shocked to see it on expats. It's all pub grub and beer for the men and breads and sweets for the farang fatty women - although never noticed many if any women in business coming to Asia

I know the vast majority of you don't pay cash for the seat. You spend years tallying up every conceivable point on your Visa cards which have learned every detail about your lives in the process. You buy a discounted ticket. It's an extension on the two week baht millionaire scheme 🤣

Not allergic to Thai food.

I eat Thai food, both at home and in restaurants. What I stopped doing long ago is eating street food and food-court food.

Too much low-quality Thai food is served now compared to when I first travelled here. I am not on a tight budget either, so why bother with low-quality food full of sugar, flavour enhancers, and cheap ingredients?

Real Thai food still exists, but you often have to raise the budget a bit to find it.

As for the rest of your post, I do not really understand why you try to bait me with it. Or was it just a generalised response to the thread itself? Status shaming ?

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15 minutes ago, StarOfLight said:

I did address) respond the fast track signage.

I'm not bitter. You've reached the end of your life, nothing better to spend hard cash on than a wide ride seat. You can take the priority lane I don't care... I get in even faster using the Thai lane.

Enjoy your two weeks, Sunday Carvery, English breakfast and all of it lol


Hmmmm, a new member, snarky and confrontational, already has a negative reputation.

There's a familiar pattern emerging here.

3 hours ago, wil iam not said:

Tried Oxford English Dictionary, where I learned it was the elite class in Ancient Rome, as opposed to the Plebians, of which I am certainly one.

Congrats on learning a new skill.

3 hours ago, wil iam not said:

Tried Oxford English Dictionary, where I learned it was the elite class in Ancient Rome, as opposed to the Plebians, of which I am certainly one.

Or just select the word with you mouse, right click and you will get the definition instantly. It takes two seconds.

In this case, pedantry: Pedantry is an obsessive over-attention to rules, formalities, and minor details at the expense of common sense or the broader picture. It is commonly characterised by the classic, often unwelcome "well, actually..." corrections regarding grammar, spelling, or trivial facts.

3 minutes ago, JamesPhuket10 said:

Or just select the word with you mouse, right click and you will get the definition instantly. It takes two seconds.

In this case, pedantry: Pedantry is an obsessive over-attention to rules, formalities, and minor details at the expense of common sense or the broader picture. It is commonly characterised by the classic, often unwelcome "well, actually..." corrections regarding grammar, spelling, or trivial facts.

Would you consider yourself 'pedantic'............

On 5/15/2026 at 10:00 AM, StarOfLight said:

Good. Just because you spend an extra bit of money on a seat doesn't mean you deserve any sort of priority queuing for immigration. I seriously doubt that would happen in any Western country why should it happen in Thailand?

Tell me you’ve never flown in business or first class without telling me you’ve never flown in business or first class. 😆

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4 hours ago, StarOfLight said:

Again, no idea why the pushback. No one eats Thai food here. No one 50+ exercises in the parks.

You've no idea why you are getting 'pushback' against dumb generalisations ????

Is this another Harrisfan account - the overwhelming idiocy seems familiar.

5 minutes ago, Front Row said:

Tell me you’ve never flown in business or first class without telling me you’ve never flown in business or first class. 😆

I haven't either, except once when paid for by a company................I think the point is that whenever one is in a queue; there is nothing worse than seeing an equal go ahead of you, invariably ushered at pace (when you might have been waiting for hours, without sleep for hours and no doubt frustrated)..................and how does that make one feel..?..... Well inferior maybe and absolutely nobody wants to feel like that, let alone admitting that.........

8 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

Is this another Harrisfan account - the overwhelming idiocy seems familiar.


It absolutely definitely is. So this will be the last time I engage with it.

6 minutes ago, Off Piste said:

I haven't either, except once when paid for by a company................I think the point is that whenever one is in a queue; there is nothing worse than seeing an equal go ahead of you, invariably ushered at pace (when you might have been waiting for hours, without sleep for hours and no doubt frustrated)..................and how does that make one feel..?..... Well inferior maybe and absolutely nobody wants to feel like that, let alone admitting that.........


Do you feel that every time a nice car drives past? Or when you walk past a nice house? Or see people having an expensive meal? Or see a guy wearing a nice suit and a watch?

1 minute ago, josephbloggs said:


Do you feel that every time a nice car drives past? Or when you walk past a nice house? Or see people having an expensive meal? Or see a guy wearing a nice suit and a watch?

It's a good question, but no never, maybe because I am that guy.................

Just now, Off Piste said:

It's a good question, but no never, maybe because I am that guy.................

What a coincidence, 2. May, and 4. May new members 🫠

Welcome to the forum

1 minute ago, Hummin said:

What a coincidence, 2. May, and 4. May new members 🫠

Welcome to the forum

Sounds like a conspiracy theory............

4 minutes ago, Hummin said:

What a coincidence, 2. May, and 4. May new members 🫠

Welcome to the forum

Excuse my haste, but 'thank you'................

2 hours ago, Ralf001 said:

Congrats on learning a new skill.

I have used OED for years, so not a new skill for me, andI get the right answer.

2 hours ago, josephbloggs said:

Here's Heathrow and Gatwick arrival. Both are in England, a Western country. Dubai definitely does, been through it many many times. If you don't want to believe it exists anywhere then that's up to you.

At Manchaster airport anybody can pay for Fast Track/Priority arrival & departure... £5 for Security, £15 for Passport Control https://www.manchesterairport.co.uk/at-the-airport/security-fasttrack/

The airport includes the Security Fast Track as part of the ticket price for departures (You don't go through Passport Control when leaving the UK) but you need to pay for it yourself on arrival, I never bother & when I got here on this trip there were only 2 people going through & approx. 10 free eGates, it would have taken me longer to walk to the fast track lane but on a previous trip it has taken me 30 mins to get through, seeing as I have to wait for my suitcase anyway it's not to bad.

I used to fly long haul more or less every week (going or coming back from somewhere) so got used to Business Class & in retirement have adopted the same policy that we had at work, if the flight is >4 hours then I'm looking to travel business class.

6ft & 74KG (though might be 78KG after 6 weeks of family meals & little exercise in the UK!!!) which gives me a BMI of 22.2 - 23.4, hardly obese!

4 minutes ago, SamSpade said:

At Manchaster airport anybody can pay for Fast Track/Priority arrival & departure... £5 for Security, £15 for Passport Control https://www.manchesterairport.co.uk/at-the-airport/security-fasttrack/

The airport includes the Security Fast Track as part of the ticket price for departures (You don't go through Passport Control when leaving the UK) but you need to pay for it yourself on arrival, I never bother & when I got here on this trip there were only 2 people going through & approx. 10 free eGates, it would have taken me longer to walk to the fast track lane but on a previous trip it has taken me 30 mins to get through, seeing as I have to wait for my suitcase anyway it's not to bad.

I used to fly long haul more or less every week (going or coming back from somewhere) so got used to Business Class & in retirement have adopted the same policy that we had at work, if the flight is >4 hours then I'm looking to travel business class.

6ft & 74KG (though might be 78KG after 6 weeks of family meals & little exercise in the UK!!!) which gives me a BMI of 22.2 - 23.4, hardly obese!


Yeah, exactly!

I flew in to Manchester two weeks ago in business, and like you say the e-gates are so quick there is literally no point in looking for Fast Track. Likewise flying out I had Fast Track for security but there was no need - so many security lanes and no queues.

I hadn't flown in to Manchester for several years as I usually spend some time with family in London before getting the train up north, but this time I went in to and out of Manchester. I have to say Terminal 2 is really nice and efficient, I was impressed.

2 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

You've no idea why you are getting 'pushback' against dumb generalisations ????

Is this another Harrisfan account - the overwhelming idiocy seems familiar.

Is it re-starting it's usual two concurrent accounts system as it has done in the past.

On 5/15/2026 at 10:07 AM, wil iam not said:

So you are suggesting that the member you answered is a 'hippo'. How do you know?

Only the passengers in the seats directly next to that hippo would suffer any uncomfortability.

Don’t all hippos look the same?

2 hours ago, wil iam not said:

I have used OED for years, so not a new skill for me, andI get the right answer.

So why the whinge about Ai ?

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