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Have you ever dated a female officer? What's it really like?

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39 minutes ago, BilllyGOAT said:

What I love is how every post from you manages to be cringe, bizarre and completely detached from reality all at the same time. It's like a trifecta of weirdness. I obviously didn’t tell anybody anything personal on a public forum, so on top of being delusional, you’re apparently imagining facts as you go.

Anyway, keep up the good work. I really appreciate the amount of stalking you seem to devote just to me. You’re like an old barnacle that won’t let go. Maybe one day one of your trolling attempts will accidentally hit the mark, though I wouldn’t count on it. In the meantime, get back to sending out those thousands of daily spam emails and trying to convince people to buy things they neither need nor want just so you can earn a few Baht to buy yourself some packaged noodles for dinner. We wouldn’t want you to lose your hard earned "bottom feeder" status.

This just shows how slow you are. Still don´t get that I don´t send any mail. You were informed last time you comment same thing. That´s really slow!

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    Just ring up your local escort service, tell them to send over a tart in a police uniform to handcuff you, then trample what’s left of your dignity, thoroughly ridicule your manhood and generally make

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    Naturally, you wouldn't, because my experiences involve real women.

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    Go all in and date a Royal Thai Immigration Officer

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I must admit that many Burmese female police officers in their tight uniforms get me all hot and flustered....

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GF’s Best friend is a pretty good looking upper middle tier Police administrator

Very Chinese looking, rockin bod. Aged 46, now open to dating white.

And she has a free two bedroom apartment connected to her job near the big temple in Chinatown.

Any candidates here?

No, not the miscreant who dreams of shoving a hard, square chocolate bar forcefullyinto his next date, that’s what street walkers call their sad assignations, right?

I mean, not mentally ill, not a Bogan.

I am serious. I would go out with her myself.

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23 minutes ago, Prubangboy said:

GF’s Best friend is a pretty good looking upper middle tier Police administrator

Very Chinese looking, rockin bod. Aged 46, now open to dating white.

And she has a free two bedroom apartment connected to her job near the big temple in Chinatown.

Any candidates here?

No, not the miscreant who dreams of shoving a hard, square chocolate bar forcefullyinto his next date, that’s what street walkers call their sad assignations, right?

I mean, not mentally ill, not a Bogan.

I am serious. I would go out with her myself.

46? Nah, bro. That’s about fifteen years past the “best use by” date. I used to tumble with older birds occasionally when I was in my twenties, when they had nice cars, apartments, etc. But nothing ever that antique, and my days of charity work are over, mate. Old models like that, you’d be lucky to even find a fully intact service manual just to do an oil change, innit.

Thai? Or in the past?

I dated a female FBI Agent....She was pleasant & super cognizant of of situations around us....I learned to be more observant by being with her....

Unfortunately, our size difference got in the way as things progressed....She was a nice lady....

If you get to mix socially with a group of FBI agents, many are haughty pricks overly self impressed with themselves + they can't turn their jobs off 24/7/365....

They also favor having nannies raising there kids, and it doesn't take the kids long to realize who wields the real power - manipulating every situation.......

7 minutes ago, BilllyGOAT said:

46? Nah, bro. That’s about fifteen years past the “best use by” date.

How old are you?

At 73, no way is a 46-year-old woman drifting into groinal moistness on my behalf.

I gotta stay in the lane where there’s still some mutual attraction.

56 would be scraping the bottom of that barrel.

46? Like, in my dreams.

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3 hours ago, Prubangboy said:

How old are you?

At 73, no way is a 46-year-old woman drifting into groinal moistness on my behalf.

I gotta stay in the lane where there’s still some mutual attraction.

56 would be scraping the bottom of that barrel.

46? Like, in my dreams.

He is 19.

I wish I were young.

Nightmare stuff,good lay,plenty of action,lovey dovey, get up and a great long brown <deleted> stain on the bedding is there for all to see ,difficult to wash out too. Give it to the girlfriend to wash out ,or wot?

Without uniform it's all the same

9 minutes ago, newbee2022 said:

Without uniform it's all the same

Suppose we all have different standards, from this perspective many if not most look better wrapped up.

Yes I dated a policewoman for a while back in Scotland. She was at one of our gigs and I never knew her job until she told be as I was about to ask her out, we went out together for a few months and stayed friends.

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8 minutes ago, NoshowJones said:

Yes I dated a policewoman for a while back in Scotland. She was at one of our gigs and I never knew her job until she told be as I was about to ask her out, we went out together for a few months and stayed friends.

Did she ever, was she ever tempted to, lock you up?

I like a woman in uniform.

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So which would be better, for you, do you think:

A. Dating an Officer?

B. Dating a Widow with Cows?

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Answer: Give me the cowgirl, any old day, PLEASE.....!!!!

And then, I would be SO HAPPY that I would play this song....every day.....

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On 6/13/2026 at 5:15 AM, GammaGlobulin said:

On second thought: I am not so sure immigration officers like foreigners.

Why? Just another flawed generalisation. People are individuals with different tastes, personalities, and preferences. I'm sure there's a Corporal Somchai out there for you somewhere.

As for whether female Immigration officers would interact socially with foreigners, I've seen nothing to suggest otherwise.

On one arrival, a female Immigration officer at the airport was distinctly friendly. She recognised me from my previous couple of entries, pointed out the stamps she'd personally placed in my passport ("the neat ones," as it turned out), gave me her name, and we spent a few minutes chatting and smiling while she processed my entry (longer than a normal entry would take to process !).

It made for a genuinely pleasant welcome back to Thailand. Being married, there was obviously no exchange of Line IDs or anything beyond polite conversation, but I did walk away thinking that, in my younger and less sensible days, she'd probably have earned a place in the chicktionary of my burner phone.

I've also met a number of women from both Immigration and the RTP through social circles and mutual acquaintances. They vary in age, rank, and background, but the common themes are usually the same: their English is often good to excellent, they're confident, personable, and generally quite comfortable interacting with foreigners.

So my takeaway is simple: yes, just like professionals in any other field, female Immigration officers may well be open to friendships, social interaction, and perhaps even dating if there's mutual attraction and common ground.

Their profession doesn't suddenly place them in a different species.

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9 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

Why? Just another flawed generalisation. People are individuals with different tastes, personalities, and preferences. I'm sure there's a Corporal Somchai out there for you somewhere.

As for whether female Immigration officers would interact socially with foreigners, I've seen nothing to suggest otherwise.

On one arrival, a female Immigration officer at the airport was distinctly friendly. She recognised me from my previous couple of entries, pointed out the stamps she'd personally placed in my passport ("the neat ones," as it turned out), gave me her name, and we spent a few minutes chatting and smiling while she processed my entry (longer than a normal entry would take to process !).

It made for a genuinely pleasant welcome back to Thailand. Being married, there was obviously no exchange of Line IDs or anything beyond polite conversation, but I did walk away thinking that, in my younger and less sensible days, she'd probably have earned a place in the chicktionary of my burner phone.

I've also met a number of women from both Immigration and the RTP through social circles and mutual acquaintances. They vary in age, rank, and background, but the common themes are usually the same: their English is often good to excellent, they're confident, personable, and generally quite comfortable interacting with foreigners.

So my takeaway is simple: yes, just like professionals in any other field, female Immigration officers may well be open to friendships, social interaction, and perhaps even dating if there's mutual attraction and common ground.

Their profession doesn't suddenly place them in a different species.

Nobody is never nice to me, though.....

2 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Nobody is never nice to me, though.....

Thai people are generally very kind to the elderly and infirm - I'm sure you are just undervaluing the interaction.

That said, if your conversational style is anything to go by, it may be less an age issue and more that people's built-in threat detection software keeps quietly flagging you as "fruit-cake alert - proceed with caution"....

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1 hour ago, richard_smith237 said:

Thai people are generally very kind to the elderly and infirm - I'm sure you are just undervaluing the interaction.

I never said nobody was not unkind to me.

8 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:
2 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

Thai people are generally very kind to the elderly and infirm - I'm sure you are just undervaluing the interaction.

I never said nobody was not unkind to me.

I don't doubt 'nobody is unkind to you'...

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24 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

I don't doubt 'nobody is unkind to you'...

Well, not on TV, anyway.

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