Dear Folks,

Recently, an ad caught my eye, one of the more alluring ads, I might add.....

Apparently, dating female officers seems to be a .... new thing.

For example:

What is it really like?

Do these girls use handcuffs, or something?

And, do they use a gun, too?

How many here have ever dated an officer, either in the private sector, or some government officer?

Anyone care to share the gory details?

Waiting......

With bated breath, and drooling....too.....

Regards,

Gamma

Note: Do you think MUSCULAR and very self-assured women are better?

Edited June 12Jun 12 by GammaGlobulin

Just ring up your local escort service, tell them to send over a tart in a police uniform to handcuff you, then trample what’s left of your dignity, thoroughly ridicule your manhood and generally make a spectacle of you, and GG fetish fantasy sorted in five minutes. It would only cost you a small handful of mighty whities. Then you can check that one off the bucket list. Raquel would prolly even do it on the cheap. Mate's rates, innit. But don't forget, she weighs 25 stone...

Edited June 12Jun 12 by BilllyGOAT

12 minutes ago, BilllyGOAT said:

Just ring up your local escort service

How very crass.

No, I am talking about the REAL DEAL......

I am talking about standard-issue SAM BROWN Police belts.

Standard-issue handcuffs....

The whole nine yards.....

What's it like, I wonder......

18 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

How very crass.

No, I am talking about the REAL DEAL......

I am talking about standard-issue SAM BROWN Police belts.

Standard-issue handcuffs....

The whole nine yards.....

What's it like, I wonder......

Keep dreaming GrandpaGlobulin cause that's the closest you're ever gonna get to that kind of a configuration. Meanwhile, I've been in layouts that are far more interesting than that even, but I can't talk about any of it here.

1 hour ago, BilllyGOAT said:

Keep dreaming GrandpaGlobulin cause that's the closest you're ever gonna get to that kind of a configuration. Meanwhile, I've been in layouts that are far more interesting than that even, but I can't talk about any of it here.

Well, I cannot say that I am very envious of your experiences, in the regard you seem to imply.

5 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Well, I cannot say that I am very envious of your experiences, in the regard you seem to imply.

Naturally, you wouldn't, because my experiences involve real women.

1 hour ago, BilllyGOAT said:

I've been in layouts that are far more interesting

When you say LAYOUTS.....

Are you referring to....

Graphic Design layouts?

Photo-shoot layouts?

What?

2 minutes ago, BilllyGOAT said:

Naturally, you wouldn't, because my experiences involve real women.

What about TWIGGY?

Would you consider her a real woman?

Or, not?

6 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

What about TWIGGY?

Would you consider her a real woman?

Or, not?

@fredwiggy he's inquiring about you.

9 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

When you say LAYOUTS.....

Are you referring to....

Graphic Design layouts?

Photo-shoot layouts?

What?

I thought we agreed that I can't openly discuss this stuff?

20 minutes ago, BilllyGOAT said:

I thought we agreed that I can't openly discuss this stuff?

Fine.

Then, is there anything you are willing to discuss?

What about bed sheets?

Which do you prefer:

a. Egyptian cotton bed sheets

b. Indian cotton bed sheets.

c. Chinese cotton bed sheets, from Xinjiang

d. Rubber bed sheets from Taiwan

Which?

I had a police women as a girlfriend back home, she wouldn't let me do her in uniform 555. Two things she said i always remember

Don't get involved in a fight etc, instead be a witness

Even police hate traffic police

Go all in and date a Royal Thai Immigration Officer

1 minute ago, Asean Tiger said:

Go all in and date a Royal Thai Immigration Officer

I would if I could.

Also, if I did I would be able to write about it here.

Maybe I can.

I think I can.

On second thought: I am not so sure immigration officers like foreigners.

5 hours ago, BilllyGOAT said:

Keep dreaming GrandpaGlobulin cause that's the closest you're ever gonna get to that kind of a configuration. Meanwhile, I've been in layouts that are far more interesting than that even, but I can't talk about any of it here.

4 hours ago, BilllyGOAT said:

Naturally, you wouldn't, because my experiences involve real women.

4 hours ago, BilllyGOAT said:

I thought we agreed that I can't openly discuss this stuff?

You know that all 3 replies above contradict your boasting of interesting encounters. People who really had that, don´t feel the need to tell other about it on an open forum.

1 hour ago, Gottfrid said:

You know that all 3 replies above contradict your boasting of interesting encounters. People who really had that, don´t feel the need to tell other about it on an open forum.

And no matter how interesting his encounters may be there is no reason why they can't be discussed as long as names and any other sensitive details are omitted Personally I suspect his sexual encounters are limited to "pam hand" and her five daughters

5 hours ago, BilllyGOAT said:

I thought we agreed that I can't openly discuss this stuff?

Coz it never happened

8 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Dear Folks,

Recently, an ad caught my eye, one of the more alluring ads, I might add.....

Apparently, dating female officers seems to be a .... new thing.

For example:

What is it really like?

Do these girls use handcuffs, or something?

And, do they use a gun, too?

How many here have ever dated an officer, either in the private sector, or some government officer?

Anyone care to share the gory details?

Waiting......

With bated breath, and drooling....too.....

Regards,

Gamma

Note: Do you think MUSCULAR and very self-assured women are better?

Another of your pathetic, stupid OPs, just to get your emoji count up? Or are you really like you come across as?

8 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

I am talking about standard-issue SAM BROWN Police belts.

Standard-issue handcuffs....

The whole nine yards.....

What's it like, I wonder......

Get off you lazy butt and go persue one. Your odds are only like 1/100,000,000. I am sure one would be up for your style of conversation. 🤣🤣

Well perhaps not.

Which type of officer? Military? Police? Prison? Immigration?

You certainly wouldn’t like to upset the last one, or you might get blacklisted.

5 minutes ago, phetphet said:

Which type of officer? Military? Police? Prison? Immigration?

You certainly wouldn’t like to upset the last one, or you might get blacklisted.

Immigration is the Police. JSYK

I recall some posters are actually married to government civil servants..(officers with uniforms)

39 minutes ago, ronnie50 said:

I recall some posters are actually married to government civil servants..(officers with uniforms)

I've heard rumours that some members had even actually married bar girls

10 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

How very crass.

No, I am talking about the REAL DEAL......

I am talking about standard-issue SAM BROWN Police belts.

Standard-issue handcuffs....

The whole nine yards.....

What's it like, I wonder......

Dickless Tracey is what you after!!

4 hours ago, Gottfrid said:

You know that all 3 replies above contradict your boasting of interesting encounters. People who really had that, don´t feel the need to tell other about it on an open forum.

'I know nothing' Colonel Klink!

You go all horny when they put the cuffs on....then you realise it's not kinky,

their taking you to prison....

regards worgeordie

11 hours ago, BilllyGOAT said:

@fredwiggy he's inquiring about you.

Sounds like a Rocky reply

I don't think she was an officer but she definitely had a truncheon 🤣🤣

12 hours ago, Gottfrid said:

You know that all 3 replies above contradict your boasting of interesting encounters. People who really had that, don´t feel the need to tell other about it on an open forum.

What I love is how every post from you manages to be cringe, bizarre and completely detached from reality all at the same time. It's like a trifecta of weirdness. I obviously didn’t tell anybody anything personal on a public forum, so on top of being delusional, you’re apparently imagining facts as you go.

Anyway, keep up the good work. I really appreciate the amount of stalking you seem to devote just to me. You’re like an old barnacle that won’t let go. Maybe one day one of your trolling attempts will accidentally hit the mark, though I wouldn’t count on it. In the meantime, get back to sending out those thousands of daily spam emails and trying to convince people to buy things they neither need nor want just so you can earn a few Baht to buy yourself some packaged noodles for dinner. We wouldn’t want you to lose your hard earned "bottom feeder" status.

18 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Have you ever dated a female officer? What's it really like?

How about a female Russian prison guard, have heard they’re brutish, would really like to hear about some of you guys’s experiences with them.