Just now, cdemundo said:

I have a Modest Proposal to make.

The Thai police are missing a great money-making opportunity there.

Just think of how many people who view the videos of these bad actors would pay for a pay-per-view (is that still a thing?) of seeing the cops give this guy some "physical education", by which I mean some sort of corrective instruction with physical contact for emphasis.

A good talking to accompanied by a thorough ass-kicking, but of course limited to something short of permanent damage or death.

Isn't there something about caning the soles of the feet?

I would pay to hear this tough guy beg for his mama.

When the military made their last coup here they had a program by the name of attitude adjustment. It was mainly against the student protesters and was considered to be harsh at the time. It might be appropriate right now given the amount of lame brain drug fueled p*ss heads behaving badly in Pattaya right now.

Just now, georgegeorgia said:

Oh there's need for violence

De escalating , counselling and a listening ear is what's needed ,not the violence you traumatized in your post

Sorry, but you're new here and maybe that's why you can normalize such errant behaviour and laughably suggest it can be addressed with "counselling".

I've been here since before Jesus was a baby. That was when most people came here to have fun, drunk, stoned, sober or otherwise. Very few lost the plot but they didn't go tropo and go around looking for trouble and being rude and abusive punks like these brain-dead munters.

Bring back the birch.

I saw this French couple drinking at a outdoor bar accross from Maya The man was not willing to pay the bill that included the wine glass replacement his wife broke and the bucket of ice charge for thier champagne

Were talking five USD

He hit the Manager and the cops were called in

5 hours ago, blaze master said:

Another clear example of why alcohol should be banned.

Nice fantasy land post there... might as well call for world peace and understanding.

Just now, Sir Dude said:

Nice fantasy land post there... might as well call for world peace and understanding.

Now that you mention it.....

Here's a heads up for newbies in bars in touristy places. Bar MO 101 is that you go out with a stack of 100 baht notes in your pocket and pay for drink as you go... never run a bill as they are scammers. 100 baht bills are the most useful note here, you can pay for a drink with them and you can put one in a girl's G-string anytime you want without spending much just to have a better time in that bar... then bail and you owe nothing to anyone. This is the smart guy MO on a night out if you want to come and go as you please... never run a bill, school boy error.

The guy seems obsessed with people's mothers. "f your mama", "I pay for your mama". Is that an Arab thing?

He deserved a smack for those insults alone.

Since when do municipal officers have the power to detain or arrest someone?

Just now, Sir Dude said:

never run a bill, school boy error.

that advice is only useful for sober people, which most people ain't sober for long.

Just now, CG1 Blue said:

The guy seems obsessed with people's mothers. "f your mama", "I pay for your mama". Is that an Arab thing?

definitely from a culture where family is very important.

so insulting the mother is one of the worst insults you could make.

So, kids, there we have today's lesson: when a policeman addresses you tell him to f off, and when they try to put a hand on you hit them. The restraint shown by Fat & Skinny in the clip is commendable, if it were handled by the bouncer goons he'd have been decorating the street in a flash.

Maybe these guys from places where alcohol has so many restrictions can't handle the stuff that is openly available.

Just now, CG1 Blue said:

The guy seems obsessed with people's mothers. "f your mama", "I pay for your mama". Is that an Arab thing?

He deserved a smack for those insults alone.

A fellow from such a country told me a common insult is "your mother's a man."

I can't think of one culture that doesn't idolize parents, even US rednecks.

5 hours ago, theshu25 said:

Must of had a day off being muslim

I'm guessing this is why Ahmed couldn't hold his booze.

Sir Dude has the spot on post, pay as you go, saves a lot of headaches.

14 hours ago, Woke to Sounds said:

Guy can't be Moroccan.

They are Muslim and do not drink.

Morocco is not a "dry" country in terms of alcohol prohibition, as alcohol is legal and available, but it is a conservative Muslim nation with strict regulations. Alcohol is sold in licensed supermarkets, hotels, and bars, but public consumption is illegal and frowned upon.

A family friendly place TIT

Converting to Moroccan money it may seem expensive. I'm guessing first time, can't convert currency, and doesn't understand Thai customs or culture.

Anyways thank you for a good morning laugh with our coffee.

17 hours ago, Gottfrid said:

Nah, that you put together and thought it was funny all by yourself. I didn´t even put it in the same sentence.

After that, again German? You have been a member here longer than me, and been here everyday. Don´t tell me, you missed everyone of my replies to all the members that think I am a German? Again, I am from Sweden. Also you have problem to read and comprehend. Where did you read or see Gottfried? That´s a German name. My name is Gottfrid, which is a Swedish name.

Same block of land.

In any other country this POS would have been on the ground and just be locked up straight away. Deport and Blacklisting idiots like him is way to go.

2500 Baht for 1 guy ? It wasn't beer then.

18 hours ago, Olmate said:

On the other hand it's handcuffs!! Oh Gottfried, your so funny for a German 😂

Gottfrid cannot be a German, if he were a German he would spell his name correctly: Gottfried! But writes. 'Gottfrid'.
Or he is a so poor German, that he cannot afford the missing 'e'.

Gottfrid is mostly used in Scandinavia.

Olmate: And yes, Germans can be very funny, they have the appropriate genes.

Just now, BerndD said:

Gottfrid cannot be a German, if he were a German he would spell his name correctly: Gottfried! But writes. 'Gottfrid'.
Or he is a so poor German, that he cannot afford the missing 'e'.

Gottfrid is mostly used in Scandinavia.

Bernie is German too it seems, or Swiss, Swede, Scandia even, thinking great Saint Bernard he likes his bwandy on the go.

21 hours ago, theshu25 said:

The grub deserved a good smack in the mouth.

21 hours ago, theshu25 said:

The grub deserved a good smack in the mouth.

Sounds like another 90 day visa free broke visitorand probably drugged up on ice.They must think that the bar owner and staff are dumb if they try to get away without paying. Deport him !

21 hours ago, theshu25 said:

The grub deserved a good smack in the mouth.

Just now, Olmate said:

Bernie is German too it seems, or Swiss, Swede, Scandia even, thinking great Saint Bernard he likes his bwandy on the go.

And where does the Old Man come from?

What strange bleak creature did he come from?

8 hours ago, Sir Dude said:

Here's a heads up for newbies in bars in touristy places. Bar MO 101 is that you go out with a stack of 100 baht notes in your pocket and pay for drink as you go... never run a bill as they are scammers. 100 baht bills are the most useful note here, you can pay for a drink with them and you can put one in a girl's G-string anytime you want without spending much just to have a better time in that bar... then bail and you owe nothing to anyone. This is the smart guy MO on a night out if you want to come and go as you please... never run a bill, school boy error.

Not a bad idea Dude but after 20 beers and a few lady drinks you are gonna end up with a lot of small change in your pocket. My theory is after every 3 or four drinks check your dockets in your bin and do a quick tally and repeat it as you go.As the night goes on and you are starting to lose the ability to add it all up up just pay the bill and start again. This will also alert you to any errors in the bill for example extra lady drinks that can be sorted out early. That way you know how your money is holding out. In this case I think this idiot was just trying to cheat the bar .

Sounds like the guy was pretending to be a real big shot, at least until the bill came!

Just now, emptypockets said:

Same block of land.

Idiot remark! You just showed you intelligence. Since long time divided. What you are talking about is the middle age era, but maybe you originate from that time. You should apply for old-timer certificate in Gamma´s thread!

Today Sweden is only considered to speak a language that belongs to the Germanic category.

4 hours ago, bendejo said:

A fellow from such a country told me a common insult is "your mother's a man."

I can't think of one culture that doesn't idolize parents, even US rednecks.

thought they were into sisters and cousins ... oh well live and learn

What a revolting, filthy excuse for a man. Disgusting.

another tourist ripped off by a Pattaya bar?

Just now, BerndD said:

And where does the Old Man come from?

What strange bleak creature did he come from?

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