libya 115 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down £500 and says: "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!" The Madam is astonished........... "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies: "Listen darlin', I'm not horny - I'm homesick." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotelier Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 funniest ever? yea right *sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markr Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Brilliant! better than your last few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qualtrough Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Struck a note with me as I am right now eating a grilled cheese sandwich! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nongwahyay Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Your jokes are quite good, Libya..................but this one wasn´t quite the funniest yet............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neddy Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Why was a trucker in Atlanta paying in English Pounds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libya 115 Posted September 20, 2007 Author Share Posted September 20, 2007 Why was a trucker in Atlanta paying in English Pounds? Well spotted you win a large cash prize! Please send all your personal details to me and I shall arrange immediate cash transfer from my Nigerian bank account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 I thought it was very funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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