Jack & Jill

Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side. "When I

married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my

trousers," he said. "I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on.

When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to

me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large. "I told

her, "of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I

always will. "Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem."

Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the wedding,

he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Jill and told her

to put them on. Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't

possibly wear them. Exactly," replied Jack."I wear the trousers in this

relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that."

Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. "Try these on,"

she said, so he tried them on but they were too small. "I can't possibly get

into your knickers," said Jack.

Exactly," replied Jill. "And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."