A Scotsman goes into a brothel in Amsterdam one night and finds himself a prostitute.

He asks her, 'How much do yee charrrge forrrr an hourrr?'

' £ 100,' she replies.

So he asks, 'Okay, do yee do Scottish style?'

She says 'No!'

He then asks her, 'I'll pay you £ 200 to do it Scottish style?'

She then says no, not knowing what Scottish style was!

So he then offers her £ 300. Again she declines his offer.

So finally he says, 'I'll give yee £ 500 to go Scottish style with me!'

Finally she agrees thinking, 'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now, I've been there and done that, had every kind of request from weirdo's from every corner of the world. How bad could Scottish style be?'

So she goes ahead and has sex with him, doing it in every kind of way and in every possible position. Finally, after several intense hours they finish.

Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, 'That was fantastic. I've never enjoyed it so much. But I was expecting something perverted and disgusting.

Where does the 'Scottish style' come in?'

The Scotsman replies... 'I'll pay ye next week'

Good laugh at that, thanks!

I liked it too

LMAO!!

Speaking of Scottish style:

Bono, lead singer of the rock band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous.

At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds.

Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, "Every

time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice with a broad Scottish accent from the front of the crowd pierced

the quiet...

"Well, foockin stop doin it then, ya evil bastard!"