Chris Lawrence Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nongwahyay Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Wow..... never heard THAT one before....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njpski Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?" Thank whoever, Charlton Heston is dead! he would have thought (oops, did I say Thought, Heston was not a thinking person) that this was appropriate use of a gun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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