some tight ones!

old spanners there

greasy and rusty

need WD40 and

axle grease plus

some elbow grease

strong left hand

makes a change

from right hand

stiff little fingers

finger little stiffs

very quietly because

if she wakes

up angry again

she'll cut off

the air supply

or something serious

like losing legs

or even worse

tottenham for relegation

oh not again

seems odds on

things will change

for the worse

we're all doomed !

said Ledley King

Ban Chang's Expencive

for good blowjobs

and quality drinks

and fried rats