Fart in public

ripping your trousers

and leaving stains

only tide can

wash whiter than

Nivea whitening cream

can change colour

to dark blue

when sprayed with

anti static dust

cutting out electric

Fans, all over

the financial markets

people killing there

jumping from windows

one storey high

watch out,below

for the lady

reclining akimbo on

a leather sofa

Edited October 10, 200817 yr by adjan jb

cucumbers on alert

also the carrotts

were very orange

no grapefruit then ?

nope,only vegetables...

leave them alone

and they'll come

home to roost

dragging their ladyboys

to 7/11 shops