sim sala bim

that sounds painful

said the torturer...

in lucifer's bar

devils in conference

planning the next

xmas piss up

santa and satan

riding the sleigh

ho ho har

jolted jingle bells

with Bloody Mary

and sister maryclaire

who managed nun

in the convent

with chip friar

father tater peeler

wearing a habit

new to them

off the hanger

better than made

by Indian kids

bad child labor

Better buy ethical

better pay more

However Santa was

a candy lover

each night he

took childrens candies

replacing with presents