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Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf,

and one remarked how nice it would be to wake

up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an

argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and

play a round. His buddies all chimed in and said, 'Let's do it!

We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early

Christmas morning.'

Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are

on the golf course. The first guy says, 'Boy this game cost me

a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't

take her eyes off it.'

Number 2 guy says, 'I spent a ton, too. My wife is at home

planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures.'

Number 3 guy says, 'Well my wife is at home admiring her new car,

reading the manual.'

They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at

them like they've lost their minds. 'I can't believe you all went to such

expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the butt and

said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning for either

sex or golf ' ... and she said, 'Take a sweater.'

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