The Most Beautiful Women.

[Marmite the Dog]

Mukdahan, but I'm biased.

Never been there mind...

[sonthaya]

I'll stil say Udon Thani

[mouse]

The most beautiful, sexiest and horniest women in Thailand come from a small 'shangri-la' type village in a mountainous region of Thailand.

No man has ever been there and returned alive after being subjected to the most unearthly sexual pleasures known to man by the most voluptuous and sensual women in the world. From an early age they are primed and educated in the heavenly joys of sexual enjoyment and only the most beautiful are ever permitted to stay in the village once they reach womanhood. Their final test involves knowing all 209 sexual positions that were censored from the Kama Sutra.

I am the only man in existance to have ever been there to tell the tale.

I'm only able to relate this story because when the women became 'shagged out', I had to pop to the nearest town to get some more viagra and then I got side-tracked and never returned. But..............that's another story all together. 

The you must be my Pappa! Cause Mommy said he was the only one that ever escaped from here.

[chanchao]

Definitely Bangkok; even when they're not originally from there as is often the case, this is where they end up, so BKK is the place...

Nice to see Chiang Mai rated so highly as I live there, but I think this is mostly a BKK-male stereotype, like the Chiang Mai - Chiang Rai beauty myth... Wherever they're from, most of them end up in BkK!

Cheers,

Chanchao

[rod_kalashnikov]

 

[bodypaul]

Very good Rod ... as they say " Beastiality's great mate!"

[Girlfrombar]

The most beautiful, sexiest and horniest women in Thailand come from a small  'shangri-la' type village in a mountainous region of Thailand.

No man has ever been there and returned alive after being subjected to the most unearthly sexual pleasures known to man by the most voluptuous and sensual women in the world. From an early age they are primed and educated in the heavenly joys of sexual enjoyment and only the most beautiful are ever permitted to stay in the village once they reach womanhood. Their final test involves knowing all 209 sexual positions that were censored from the Kama Sutra.

I am the only man in existance to have ever been there to tell the tale.

I'm only able to relate this story because when the women became 'shagged out', I had to pop to the nearest town to get some more viagra and then I got side-tracked and never returned. But..............that's another story all together.

Actually, I was there myself, as a teenager.

They always killed outsiders, but because I was the first farang they had ever seen, the chief said he would let me live if I passed three tests.

On a hill overlooking the village stood three grass huts.

In the first hut was a five litre jar of Mekong whisky. My first test was to drink it all in five minutes.

In the second hut was a savage man-eating tiger. My second test was to wrestle it to the ground and pull out one of its teeth with my bare hands.

In the third hut was a beautiful and powerful sex-starved village girl. My final test was to wrestle her to the ground and make love to her until she couldn't stand up.

I can't remember anything after I went into the first hut, but when I'd sobered up next day the chief told me I'd staggered out blind drunk after three minutes, then after two hours of terrible screeching and hissing and roaring from the tiger, I crawled out naked and torn and bleeding from the second hut and bellowed "OK ... where's that bloody girl who wants her tooth pulled out ?"

feeling like reading the novel

u r rock!

[Gazza]

The you must be my Pappa! Cause Mommy said he was the only one that ever escaped from here.

Well, if girls tell you that your a 'tiger' in bed then I think your real father is none other than........Rod.

Gazza

[Zouk]

Mae Sai, the northern most borders of thai and Burma. The thais there aren't really native but immigrates from the borders, even Southern China, thus have a fairer complexion.

[mbkudu]

If you take heart, mind, face, skin, and body all into consideration and not just

'looks,' then I would say Issan women are the most beautiful, so that's how I voted.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

The most beautiful, sexiest and horniest women in Thailand come from a small 'shangri-la' type village in a mountainous region of Thailand.

No man has ever been there and returned alive after being subjected to the most unearthly sexual pleasures known to man by the most voluptuous and sensual women in the world. From an early age they are primed and educated in the heavenly joys of sexual enjoyment and only the most beautiful are ever permitted to stay in the village once they reach womanhood. Their final test involves knowing all 209 sexual positions that were censored from the Kama Sutra.

I am the only man in existance to have ever been there to tell the tale.

I'm only able to relate this story because when the women became 'shagged out', I had to pop to the nearest town to get some more viagra and then I got side-tracked and never returned. But..............that's another story all together.

Gazza

I remember that advert for LYNX!

*A mens deodorant known globally as AXE for those asking.

[mbkudu]

I can't remember anything after I went into the first hut, but when I'd sobered up next day the chief told me I'd staggered out blind drunk after three minutes, then after two hours of terrible screeching and hissing and roaring from the tiger, I crawled out naked and torn and bleeding from the second hut and bellowed "OK ... where's that bloody girl who wants her tooth pulled out ?"