Globalisation.

[Jockstar]

> > It's a cute idea!

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> > > Finally, here is a definition of globalization I can

> > > understand and to which I can relate!

> > >

> > > Question : What is the truest definition of

> > > Globalization?

> > >

> > > Answer : Princess

> > > Diana's death.

> > >

> > > Question : How come?

> > >

> > > Answer :

> > >

> > > An English princess with

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> > > an Egyptian boyfriend

> > >

> > > crashes in a French

> > >

> > > tunnel, driving a

> > >

> > > German car

> > >

> > > with a Dutch engine,

> > >

> > > driven by a Belgian

> > >

> > > who was drunk

> > >

> > > on Scottish whisky,

> > >

> > > (check the bottle before you change the spelling),

> > >

> > >

> > > followed closely by

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> > > Italian Paparazzi,

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> > > on Japanese motorcycles;

> > >

> > > treated by an American doctor, using

> > >

> > > Brazilian medicines.

> > >

> > >

> > > This is sent to you by

> > >

> > > An Irishman,

> > >

> > > using Bill Gates's technology,

> > >

> > > and you're probably reading this on your computer,

> > >

> > >

> > > that uses Taiwanese

> > >

> > > chips, and a

> > >

> > > Korean monitor,

> > >

> > > assembled by

> > >

> > > Bangladeshi workers

> > >

> > > in a Singapore plant,

> > >

> > > transported by Indian

> > >

> > > lorry-drivers,

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> > > hijacked by Indonesians,

> > >

> > > unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

> > >

> > > and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > That, my friends, is Globalization !