Morning Sex

[Chris Lawrence]

She was in the kitchen preparing

To boil eggs for breakfast.

He walked in; She turned and said,

You've got to make love to me this

Very moment."

His eyes lit up and he thought,

"This is my lucky day."

Not wanting to lose the moment,

He embraced her and then gave

It his all; right there on the kitchen

Table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks,"

And returned to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, he asked,

"What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer is broken."