penzman Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 > >Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. > > >Man who run in front of car get tired. > > > >Man who run behind car get exhausted. > > > >Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. > > > >Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright > >>organ. > > > >Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. > > > >Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. > > > >Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. > > > >Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. > > > >War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. > > > >Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. > > > >Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. > > > >It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. > > > >Man who drive like ######, bound to get there. > > > >Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. > > > >Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. > > > >Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. > > > >Crowded elevator smell different to midget. > > > >Now send > >it to 10 or more people with in the next 5 minutes! And > >>good luck! > >Nothing will happen but 10 people laughing at these > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumonster Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 my favourite has always been man with cock on forehead cannot see for nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holm188 Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Man who falls asleep with itchy ass wakes up with smelly finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Man who screws girl on hill, is not on the level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spee Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Man who try to walk both side of fence, end up with chopped nuts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the scouser Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Woman who fly upside down crack up. Scouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhys Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 When boy meet girl, energy go to waist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
booman Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Naked man who steal from church will be caught by organ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphere Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 Rape is impossible - Girl with skirt up run faster than man with pants down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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