the poor unsuspecting muggins who

lost his wallet and found

happiness in the most unlikely

places are a rare treat

even for the ones who...

seem lost but have found

my soul mate in patpong

the well known, prolific doctor

did four brain removals daily

mostly with his eyes closed

wearing boxing gloves with large

horse shoes in the gloves

a large pimple on his

chest and girls love it

especially the ones from Isan...

including the warts and aides

walking with help from a

a monkey high on crack

cocaine, and a walking stick;

perfect attire for walking street

where he was snap kicked

to oblivion by the Don

Ameche, Juan or then Quixote ?

After regaining consciousness, he was

found to be an alien

and then he was lost

in space again hoping to

start an intergalactic potato farm

with big yields and low...........

slung jeans which tend to