sunburn is a real killer

slap on some vegetable oil

and sizzle like a fried

sweaty kebab ,fresh from Egypt

full of meats thet were

once tender,now burnt black

cajun food taste like crap

because of the secret ingredient

which shall remain secret,but...

can be told to mother

cos her tongue's cut out

and was used as flavouring

for the very bland haggis

made using second hand oats

and something not very nice

was given to him for

use by all the various

shady Scottish looking characters with

haggis breath stinking up the

house of Tommy Sheridan and...

and the sister of nelson

he was drunk in Barbados

but sober in the outback

of the local haggisery, Johnny

Weissmuller set the world record...

for swimming in Tarzan movies

and fighting big rubber crocodiles

whilst Jane swooned from treehouse

Where was the loyal Cheetah ?

out shagging the lion king