for the largest and firmest

breast money can buy in

tesco's frozen chicken counter at

Sukhumvit Onnut near the station

but they've ran out of

rice so potatoes are required

to be dug up quickly

before the body decomposes to

far, so DNA is needed

call the guys at csi

or even the Sweeny can

be seen on uk gold

oh how I miss that

like so many other things

over here it's easy to

to watch crap on UBC

better than watching thai tele

so is watching paint dry

or counting passing cars while

the virgins are pretending to

be naughty but really aren't

buy they make good tea

and fruity finger sandwiches served

extra in the massage bar

at Sukhumvit Soi 4, the only...

way to go these days

because of corrupt government inadequacies

we have to be careful

when taking chickens for walks

before you know it,roasted !