deep inside the Kremlin's kitchen

a spy recommended Thai mama

served with borscht and vodka

a Ruski dish paid for

with roubles, baht and dollars

interbational foreign exchange feed for.....

bad men, mafia gangsters to

buy salamis, black olives for....

Johnny Walker Black ,on rocks

could'nt get any this weekend

but will try again tomorrow

if only i knew pysics

I could make it rain

and drown the pesky fleas

that infest the skint farang

and save the planet from

global warming or climate change

brought on by the americans

interfering in everything that's got

moey to be made in

made in China on it

will last till batteries fail

or the paint poisons children

will only listen to rap

or crap, as it's known

to all sane folk drinking

its all in the game

the aim is to pull

the gun as russians do

when playing roulette with only