Chinese Secret Service

[AltumAngel]

The never ending debate about who is the best secret services happened again. Feeling that they've had enuff, the CIA, KGB and Chinese Secret Services have decided to have a challenge to determine once and for all who is the best.

They agreed to release a rabbit into the forest and see who can retrieve the rabbit the fastest.

CIA decided they should go first and when the rabbit was released, they deployed the most sophisticated equipments of motion detectors, heat trackers, satellites and 500 agents into the woods to hunt the rabbit. 12 hours later, an agent emerged with the rabbit and declared:

" Nobody beats us in terms of technological supremacy. CIA is the BEST!!!"

The russians went next. They surrounded the forest with 300 agents each holding 2 cans of petrol and torched up the green..... afterwhich, the 300 stormed into the charred mess and emerged 6 hours later with a roasted rabbit.

"Our mission is to bring you your target, DEAD OR ALIVE"

Finally, the Chinese Secret Service's turn to perform..... they sent a single 5 footer agent into the forest with a baton on his hand......

15 mins later, the chinese emerged from the forest dragging a badly bruised and wounded grizzly bear.....

BEAR:" Pls stop hitting me, pls stop.... I admit i admit, i am the rabbit, i am the rabbit....."