Useless Facts

[Totster]

Poms believe they do not stink.

We don't...

Aussies are always right.

unless they're wrong...

totster

[penzman]

I did not copy and paste...

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[RamdomChances]

I did not copy and paste...

Why you must have to much time on you hands

[Gazza]

I sent this post on the date and time as stated above.

[yok yawng]

I sent this post on the date and time as stated above.

Now that's useless.....

[yok yawng]

A black cow eats green grass and gives white milk .... ?

[Girlfrombar]

within my best girl gangs (no bang!)

i'm the last who finished the degree

but the first who got married !!!!!!!

:D

GFB.

[rainman]

[jayenram]

It was a fact that upon entering, the duty free allowance in Malaysia was 200 cigarettes but only 100 matches. The UK allowance was 200 cigarettes and 25 lighters.

Apparently the Malays think you can make an incendiary device out of 101 matches but the Brits haven't a clue what you can make from 25 lighters.

But then again, neither have I.

[fatter than harry]

You could brighten someones day?

[Gazza]

Rainman, are you typing in a white font or is this an image of cyberspace?

[penzman]

Was that a brain wave activity graph???

[elsie]

Was that a brain wave activity graph???

You might be right, betty.

[rainman]

[Darknight]

i agree

[Totster]

Was that a brain wave activity graph???

[The Gentleman Scamp]

The biggest organ of your body is your skin.

That is true that is, I know you don't think of your skin as an organ but it is, the CEO of Boots said so.

[Totster]

That is true that is, I know you don't think of your skin as an organ but it is, the CEO of Boots said so.

Well it must be true then.....!!

totster

[davethailand]

I Have successfully managed to re-open the can or worms that is "The tourist police volunteer thread"

[elsie]

Good luck with that one, Dave. I'm waiting to see how another can in VIP goes.

Another useless fact; Threads are still zapped.

[rainman]

(insert noisy tuk-tuk driving by here)

[penzman]

Driving a tuk-tuk will show brain wave activity on a graph....

[medicinebox]

If all the money in the world was divided out equally everybody would have 400 pounds each.

[yok yawng]

The average airspeed of the common housefly is 4 1/2 mph.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Salt bounces.

[Totster]

If all the money in the world was divided out equally everybody would have 400 pounds each.

woo hoooo.... I say lets do it...

totster

[mouse]

Rainman

                                                                             

[fatter than harry]

The Sussex Police's security plan for the Labour party

conference next week is codenamed Operation Otter.

[kayo]

A loligo is a "Somewhat flattened cylindrical squid"

http://www.websters-dictionary-online.org/.../lo/loligo.html

What does that do in Space?

[kayo]

The following are all anagrams of which famous idiot?

BEG WHOSE RUG

BUGGERS HOWE

BEGS HUGE ROW

BEGS WE HUG OR (be hugged...)

He bugs Gore