At The Bus Stop

[LeungKen]

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept

complaining of family problems.

Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems? Listen to

my situation."

"A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got

married and got myself a stepdaughter. Later, my father married my

stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother. And my father

became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her

father-in-law".

"Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was

my half-brother because he was my father's son. But he was also the son of

my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me the

grand-father of my half-brother."

"This was nothing until my wife and I had a Baby. Now the half-sister of my

son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother. This makes my father, the

brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I am my

stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my

father's nephew and I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!"

"And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!!"

[wileycoyote]

Not bad !

Wiley Coyote

[LeungKen]

Not bad !

Wiley Coyote

It's a bit like that with my Lady's family here in Phuket I swear everybody in the village is related.......

[ZenHillbillyPoet22]

Isn't this from an old song? "I'm my own grandpa" ?

[suegha]

Not bad !

Wiley Coyote

Not bad??? It's absolutley brill! Nice one LK.