How very observant of you humph. I think it's a set up!

Do it Right

Plan Ahead

Even on the computer "Do it Right" takes less space than "Plan Ahead"

A lot of thinking has gone into this one...

Looks like everything is going great up north......

And all went well in Africa a few months ago!!

Since no one asked me out for fine dining and drinks last night, i went looking for funny fotos on the internet. As I had had a few bevvies I decided not to get emotional and post stupid u-toob songs that even I would not listen to.

So, here goes (if i can find them and do it)

happy flying

for all of us who have suffered a <deleted> winter

for old croc

no comment

^^ That's funny!

for old croc

Yum!

World's tallest and shortest meet.

The world's shortest man, He Pingping, who stood just over two feet five inches tall (75 centimetres), has died.

He was 21.

Edited March 16, 201016 yr by Old Croc

But he lived a good life....

But he lived a good life....

RIP

looking for a new mouse for your computer....this one is G-spot on

looking for a new mouse for your computer....this one is G-spot on

That's not where the G-spot is!!!

That's not where the G-spot is!!!

No, you have to scroll up a bit

looking for a new mouse for your computer....this one is G-spot on

That's not where the G-spot is!!!

I think there is plenty of speculation in Bedllam about its whereabouts and yes even

its very existence…the working theory is it’s an area of the poonany that may contain an

erogenous zone. I repeatedly get 404 not found error when attempting to find it…….

I repeatedly get 404 not found error when attempting to find it…….

Now that is clever and funny

That's not where the G-spot is!!!

No, you have to scroll up a bit

Quite right ..... and then refresh the page, then be prepared to close IE altogether even though you want to keep browsing.

I repeatedly get 404 not found error when attempting to find it…….

Now that is clever and funny

One of the best ripostes, indeed.

Could be an okapionkey?

reminds me...my mate has a golden retreiver/poodle cross. Officially, it is a retredoodle....but we prefer to call her a golden poo.

Then there was that Jim Carey line, " ...crossed a shitzu with a bulldog....they got a bullshit."

Can't find the remote ?

You need a "Remote Wrangler"

No.4 in the 10 dumbest gadgets list.

What was No. 1 ?

Check here :-

http://www.oddee.com/item_96943.aspx

Can't find the remote ?

You need a "Remote Wrangler"

No.4 in the 10 dumbest gadgets list.

What was No. 1 ?

Check here :-

http://www.oddee.com/item_96943.aspx

What a sad guy that must be, running hat web-site.

Denigrating everything, contributing nothing.

Six year old Chinese kid has 31 digits. To undergo surgery.

Not photos, but ....

One that Tiger Woods missed?

totster

Six year old Chinese kid has 31 digits. To undergo surgery.

I can only count 30!

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Perfect for Patong

Mr Furze, 30, displayed his modified his scooter, with an anti-tailgating flame thrower operated by the flick of switch, in the press earlier this week.

But Lincolnshire Police spotted the pictures of Mr Furze allegedly riding his scooter on a public highway – and arrested him on Thursday.

More here :-

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics...r-arrested.html

Six year old Chinese kid has 31 digits. To undergo surgery.

I can only count 30!

He still has his pants on.

Six year old Chinese kid has 31 digits. To undergo surgery.

I can only count 30!

He still has his pants on.

Who said it was a "he"?