Opening A Bar

[Insight]

I'm getting bored with my job and thinking of opening a bar at a popular beach resort in Thailand somewhere.

My idea is to have red neon lights at the front, complemented by Christmas Tree lights, all outdoors, full of slappers with a constant supply of shit tunes.

Whadyathink?

[duke69]

I'm getting bored with my job and thinking of opening a bar at a popular beach resort in Thailand somewhere.

My idea is to have red neon lights at the front, complemented by Christmas Tree lights, all outdoors, full of slappers with a constant supply of shit tunes.

Whadyathink?

if you need help in interviewing the BGs, let me know.

Just pay me in Viagra

[IamMaiC]

I'm getting bored with my job and thinking of opening a bar at a popular beach resort in Thailand somewhere.

My idea is to have red neon lights at the front, complemented by Christmas Tree lights, all outdoors, full of slappers with a constant supply of shit tunes.

Whadyathink?

if you need help in interviewing the BGs, let me know.

Just pay me in Viagra

Wow duke your cheap!!!! just don't let the girls wear you out

[dr_Pat_Pong]

I'm getting bored with my job and thinking of opening a bar at a popular beach resort in Thailand somewhere.

My idea is to have red neon lights at the front, complemented by Christmas Tree lights, all outdoors, full of slappers with a constant supply of shit tunes.

Whadyathink?

Run it for 12 months and if you are still happy with it, open it up to the public

[frond]

That's not an original idea for a bar. I've seen many places just like what you describe, and so have my friends. Yours won't be any different so go back to whatever it is that you were doing before you got all "creative" and shit...

[PvtDick]

That's not an original idea for a bar. I've seen many places just like what you describe, and so have my friends. Yours won't be any different so go back to whatever it is that you were doing before you got all "creative" and shit...

Oh, dear...

[drunken monkey]

I'm getting bored with my job and thinking of opening a bar at a popular beach resort in Thailand somewhere.

My idea is to have red neon lights at the front, complemented by Christmas Tree lights, all outdoors, full of slappers with a constant supply of shit tunes.

Whadyathink?

You will need something more original than that......

It also depends on what kind of costumers you want to cater to..

but anyway best of luck whatever you decide

The Monkey

[DJ Pat]

My idea is to have red neon lights at the front, complemented by Christmas Tree lights, all outdoors, full of slappers with a constant supply of shit tunes.

In all my years here, I've never seen a bar like that.

[duke69]

My idea is to have red neon lights at the front, complemented by Christmas Tree lights, all outdoors, full of slappers with a constant supply of shit tunes.

In all my years here, I've never seen a bar like that.

at least will be original and UNIQUE

[Girlfrombar]

sounds interesting!

i'd love to open 'bar' here in holland also

but for sure.. still long way til then

i have my 'own' idea of the bar

but whacha mean by 'slappers?'

is that like escort girls?

anyway,

i personally don't want my 'bar' turn up side down to 'barthel'

for example of bars in my dream:-

mecca

or

republiek

Edited September 14, 2004 by Girlfrombar

[fatter than harry]

Great idea!, may I suggest you call it 'Insight's bar'. No one would think to call a beer bar after themselves.

[splitlid]

also get lots of flags from your country of origin and put them up around the place.

and dont put thia food on your menu 'its sh!t' and tourist wanna eat what they eat in thier own country.

[IamMaiC]

also get lots of flags from your country of origin and put them up around the place.

and dont put thia food on your menu 'its sh!t' and tourist wanna eat what they eat in thier own country.

OK Scamp

[splitlid]

also get lots of flags from your country of origin and put them up around the place.

and dont put thia food on your menu 'its sh!t' and tourist wanna eat what they eat in thier own country.

OK Scamp

oh....... busted again.

fill the bar up with exclusive and select clientel on opening night, by putting lots of balloons around the entrance with the offer of free food and beer.

[PvtDick]

If you really wanted to go wild, you could stock the bar with connect four games to help break the ice between the customers and the girls. Also, I was at Chatuchak the other day and saw this cool game where you take turns taking a piece out from a tower of blocks, until the whole thing falls down. Never seen it before...maybe that would work in a bar setting, too!

[duke69]

don't forget a little Budda statue, so the prostitutes can pray before arguing on their price with the clients

[DJ Pat]

If you really wanted to go wild, you could stock the bar with connect four games to help break the ice between the customers and the girls.

Monopoly could be the 'new' craze.

[Insight]

That's not an original idea for a bar. I've seen many places just like what you describe, and so have my friends. Yours won't be any different so go back to whatever it is that you were doing before you got all "creative" and shit...

No, really? Where???

Thanks everybody else for your positive feedback. Would anybody like to buy stock?

[duke69]

That's not an original idea for a bar. I've seen many places just like what you describe, and so have my friends. Yours won't be any different so go back to whatever it is that you were doing before you got all "creative" and shit...

No, really? Where???

Thanks everybody else for your positive feedback. Would anybody like to buy stock?

sorry no stocks, may be I can buy a beer Jug

[splitlid]

That's not an original idea for a bar. I've seen many places just like what you describe, and so have my friends. Yours won't be any different so go back to whatever it is that you were doing before you got all "creative" and shit...

No, really? Where???

Thanks everybody else for your positive feedback. Would anybody like to buy stock?

yeesss please..

how much percentage are you offering?

and how much money do you want for this chance in a lifetime.

if i buy shares..do i get free beer and food everday?

i really can drink alot ya know.

[Insight]

Well splitlid, I do special plice for you.

1,000,000 baht including all the birds and booze you can handle, but hurry - this offer won't last long. Frond is talking to me now about a deal as I type...

[fatter than harry]

I'm currently at MOU stage with Frond regarding opening a hair salon.

[splitlid]

ummmmmm...sounding like a good deal.

can i have a look at your business plan?

so i can work through the figures.

[DJ Pat]

A hanging bell would make it stand out amongst the other bars, and why not put a boxing ring in while yer at it

[Speedy]

My idea is to have red neon lights at the front, complemented by Christmas Tree lights, all outdoors, full of slappers with a constant supply of shit tunes.

In all my years here, I've never seen a bar like that.

I think it is a great idea! Never seen before! Corny music is very important, because it always lightens me up. The cornier the better. Also, make sure you overdo the X-mas lights; more is less!

Only remember what Tony Montana said in the legendaric movie SCARFACE:

-Don t get high on your own supply!

ps. marketing idea: introducing magnetic card feat. something similar to Airmiles???

[IamMaiC]

My idea is to have red neon lights at the front, complemented by Christmas Tree lights, all outdoors, full of slappers with a constant supply of shit tunes.

In all my years here, I've never seen a bar like that.

I think it is a great idea! Never seen before! Corny music is very important, because it always lightens me up. The cornier the better. Also, make sure you overdo the X-mas lights; more is less!

Only remember what Tony Montana said in the legendaric movie SCARFACE:

-Don t get high on your own supply!

ps. marketing idea: introducing magnetic card feat. something similar to Airmiles???

Speedy what is legendaric??

[Speedy]

Speedy what is legendaric??

Dunno... I am blonde you see...

[Insight]

You guys, such fantastic advice!!!

My house is sold, my bags are packed, but I've got a confession...

This wasn't really my idea to begin, but the idea of a girl of non-descript Thai origin last month in Broxburn. She said the best idea is to put the ownership of the bar in her brother-in-law's name, as it will avoid all legal issues. We haven't been together for long, but it's the real thing this time - I really think I can feel it, especially with all the advice above. Paradise, here I come!!!

But I just need a second opinion. What do you think guys?

C a n - I - t r u s t - h e r ?

She also mentioned Pattaya as a place to buy the bar. Is that near Chang Mai?

[Rinrada]

Assuming that you are talking about Broxbourne in Hertfortshire the the distance to compare between Pat and Chiang Mai would be about the same as where you are and say Pittenweem........Ok ...Aberdeen

[p_brownstone]

You will need something more original than that......

It also depends on what kind of costumers you want to cater to..

but anyway best of luck whatever you decide

The Monkey

A Freudian slip - or is that a "costume" too?