2 Short Jokes

[WillyL]

A boy had to use the bathroom really bad.

His teacher told him first he had to say the ABC's.

He said ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO_QRSTUVWXYZ.

The teacher said, "where's the P?"

The boy said, "its running down my leg!"

There was a lady with 4 husbands.

One was a millionaire, one was an actor, one was a hairdresser and one was a limo driver.

One of the lady's friends asked her, "Why do you need 4 husbands, why not just one?"

The lady said, "One for the money, Two for the show, Three to get ready, and Four to go!"

[suegha]

Oh my giddy aunt Willy - what's happened?