The Man Rules

[Souch]

I read a post under the ladies forum called "9 words women used" and it reminded me of this list.

Enjoy!

We always hear

'the rules'

From the female side

Now here are the rules from the male side

These are our rules!

Please note... they are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up,

put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us

complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports... It's like the full moon or the changing of the

tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle

hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not

work! Just say it!!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every

question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.

That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the

ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it

done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it

yourself.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like

nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the

hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an

answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is

fine... Really! Well almost anything.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared

to discuss such topics as football, basketball or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

[warfie]

ALL TRUE!!!

[Chopper]

Classic and so true.

[sbk]

I've never had a problem with a man leaving the toilet seat up, totally agree that if its up, I can put it down. Not a problem. Problem lies in men who are too lazy to put it up and pee all over the seat

Otherwise, I think all those rules are very appropriate for men, and just goes to show, men really only understand other men

[suegha]

I've never had a problem with a man leaving the toilet seat up, totally agree that if its up, I can put it down. Not a problem. Problem lies in men who are too lazy to put it up and pee all over the seat

Otherwise, I think all those rules are very appropriate for men, and just goes to show, men really only understand other men

Maybe we are all closet gays!

[Jing-jo]

I've never had a problem with a man leaving the toilet seat up, totally agree that if its up, I can put it down. Not a problem. Problem lies in men who are too lazy to put it up and pee all over the seat

Otherwise, I think all those rules are very appropriate for men, and just goes to show, men really only understand other men

the trouble is when they don't lift either seat bit up and pee on the lid or does it just look like it

the rules made me laugh a lot

girls just want some one to lord and bitch it over to make themselves feel better

and yet when we let them do that for a quiet life

it gets anything BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the perfect trick would be to help make them think (can women actually do that?) (never seen proof :D )

that when things go right and work out it was their idea/ideas

and when things go wrong it was the male's idea/idea's

but life is not perfect nor are we and neither are they (women)

good job really as both sexes would be insufferable to live with!

long may the differences continue

men do not really understand men they just see where they are coming from and get out of the way! ;-))