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Anybody have an idea on these things? What and what are they here for?

Same as you, <deleted> about and have fun.

Get me a can of Baygon, and spray some on your avatar :o

Posted (edited)
Pigeons are worse, and Baygon doesn't kill them.

Pigeons are nothing. Chickens are my pet peeve. Just got a fence up to keep them out. And discovered that the little rats with feathers actually have wings and can use them. Shitting everywhere they are, so the kids slingshot is still in good use. Getting my accuracy back from my own boyhood now, so they must like to live a dangerous life :o

Edited by Gimbo
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But pigeons are obsessed when they find a place they like, nothing drives them away, slingshot, poison, nothing ..... and the noise they make, pure evil..... I must have stabbed a nun in a previous life.

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Yeah, what is it with cockroaches? There's just something so foul about them, they're just begging to be squashed, sprayed, washed down the drain. I tend to rub-along with most of the animal kingdom; even mozzies only p*ss me off if they actually steal my blood (and it's worth noting, BTW, that only the females do that :o ). I mean, I'll go out of my way to keep a beetle from getting hurt; they're ok in my book. But cockroaches? If I see one, I turn into a homicidal maniac. It just has to die. They actually make me angry and disgusted at the same time, almost as if they were an alien species.

They reckon only two things will survive a nuclear winter: cockroaches and Keith Richards.

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My thoughts on bugs.

Don't you just hate bugs!?

That's the term given to any annoying insect or arachnid that creeps, crawls, flutters or

flies unexpectedly into our presence. Their intention is of course to surprise the unwary person

with their ugly anatomy, loathsome buzzing, clicketty-clicking and scuttling. If they can't

bite or sting you, they still threaten your safety by harboring other harmful bugs!

Germs more commonly known as bacteria or viruses arrive as silent microscopic life forms

that mostly play havoc with our sensitive metabolisms, causing all manner of painful

diseases and other varieties of misery.

We've all experienced the other sort of bug that is a fault in a system or a machine -

usually in our PC, often delivered in the shape of a virus or an email worm.

Bugs can also be secret listening devices used for serious political or industrial espionage.

Thank goodness not many of us have to worry about them.

Encounters with bugs generally cause me discomfort, however, the ones I hate most are

the ones that infest every corner of the globe.

The slimy, evil, litterbugs!

Yes, they are disguised as humans!

These ignorant, self centered individuals perform their ill-mannered disposals with impunity

and sleight of hand. Their litter ranges from cigarette butts or gum wrappers thrown from

a car window to the more malicious leaver of soiled "disposable" baby diapers in the car park.

The plastic bag brigade produce the most visual of unsightly litter.

Their dirty bags blow around town until they cling to mesh fences and dry grass or they

pollute our rivers and oceans. I've seen the Mediterranean sea near Greece dotted with

semi floating plastic bags and rubbish. It makes you angry .. and sad.

The cleanup cost to our community is enormous.

The cost to our environment is immeasurable. The crazy thing is that it's all preventable!

Humans are supposed to have brains that enable them to know what is right and wrong!

Littering is wrong!

Let's teach people what is right!

Posted (edited)
My thoughts on bugs.

Don't you just hate bugs!?

That's the term given to any annoying insect or arachnid that creeps, crawls, flutters or

flies unexpectedly into our presence. Their intention is of course to surprise the unwary person

with their ugly anatomy, loathsome buzzing, clicketty-clicking and scuttling. If they can't

bite or sting you, they still threaten your safety by harboring other harmful bugs!

Germs more commonly known as bacteria or viruses arrive as silent microscopic life forms

that mostly play havoc with our sensitive metabolisms, causing all manner of painful

diseases and other varieties of misery.

We've all experienced the other sort of bug that is a fault in a system or a machine -

usually in our PC, often delivered in the shape of a virus or an email worm.

Bugs can also be secret listening devices used for serious political or industrial espionage.

Thank goodness not many of us have to worry about them.

Encounters with bugs generally cause me discomfort, however, the ones I hate most are

the ones that infest every corner of the globe.

The slimy, evil, litterbugs!

Yes, they are disguised as humans!

These ignorant, self centered individuals perform their ill-mannered disposals with impunity

and sleight of hand. Their litter ranges from cigarette butts or gum wrappers thrown from

a car window to the more malicious leaver of soiled "disposable" baby diapers in the car park.

The plastic bag brigade produce the most visual of unsightly litter.

Their dirty bags blow around town until they cling to mesh fences and dry grass or they

pollute our rivers and oceans. I've seen the Mediterranean sea near Greece dotted with

semi floating plastic bags and rubbish. It makes you angry .. and sad.

The cleanup cost to our community is enormous.

The cost to our environment is immeasurable. The crazy thing is that it's all preventable!

Humans are supposed to have brains that enable them to know what is right and wrong!

Littering is wrong!

Let's teach people what is right!

Er, right-oh... :o

Actually, I'm surprised we haven't heard from our resident gun-toting board member on this one. Something along the lines of how he pulls the legs of spiders with pliers or shoots down butterflies with Stinger SAMs, something like that.

Edited by micksterbs
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Yeah, what is it with cockroaches? There's just something so foul about them, they're just begging to be squashed, sprayed, washed down the drain. I tend to rub-along with most of the animal kingdom; even mozzies only p*ss me off if they actually steal my blood (and it's worth noting, BTW, that only the females do that :o ). I mean, I'll go out of my way to keep a beetle from getting hurt; they're ok in my book. But cockroaches? If I see one, I turn into a homicidal maniac. It just has to die. They actually make me angry and disgusted at the same time, almost as if they were an alien species.

They reckon only two things will survive a nuclear winter: cockroaches and Keith Richards.

Well said :D

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Why cant you just pick them up and eat them? I think its healthy too.

So my thai friend told me.

Posted

Before roaches make it to your kitchen, they usually crawl around sewers filled with feces and what not, then out of drains and even toilets if the water lever is low enough.

I love the smell of a frying roach on my electric tennis racket in the morning.

Posted
Before roaches make it to your kitchen, they usually crawl around sewers filled with feces and what not, then out of drains and even toilets if the water lever is low enough.

I love the smell of a frying roach on my electric tennis racket in the morning.

Uhrrrggghh :o

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I love the smell of a frying roach on my electric tennis racket in the morning.

Accidentally zapped myself with one of those contraptions yesterday.

Note to self: Keep free hand out of path of swinging racket.

I hate it when I do that. :o

Edited by toptuan
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I live in Loei province and can't remember the last time I saw a cockroach. Mosquitoes we have plenty of. I think the took gaes and jing joks eat most of them and what they miss the turkeys and ducks get.

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I live in Loei province and can't remember the last time I saw a cockroach. Mosquitoes we have plenty of. I think the took gaes and jing joks eat most of them and what they miss the turkeys and ducks get.

Yeah, Gary, same here. I'm bloody glad, too, as I don't think I could handle it if I saw them on a regular basis. God, what a <deleted>! :o

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