There are certain words you dont use when interacting with the fairer sex, the C word being one of them...

... below is one of the few exceptions to this rule, in the form of a Joke.

A middle aged wife walks into the house after visiting the doctor, with a huge grin on her face and a bounce in her step, humming a cheerful tune and surrounded by a radiant glow.

The sofa bound, lager lout of a husband looks at her with a quizzical look and asks

"What are you so happy about?"

"I've just got back from a medical check-up and the Doctor says i have the body of an 18 year old and the breasts of a 21 year old!" she grinned

"So what did he say about your 40 year old c*nt then?" sneered the husband

"He didn't mention you" she replies

Edited March 12, 200818 yr by Wolfie

haha. love it.

Cheers Wolfie, funny

Hope you are well, long time no see in the Ladies forum

Cheers Wolfie, funny

Hope you are well, long time no see in the Ladies forum

Yeah not an area of the forum i usually frequent, but i stumbled across some jokes and thought i'd share one with our lovely ladies.

love it.

Yep, that's a good one.

Very, very good indeed!

No offence to the OP but.... I DETEST the C word! I really hate it and think it is so crude!

Sorry, feel better now I've got that off my chest!

love it! I used to have issues with 'that' word but since I saw the Vagina Monologues, I got over it (they make you yell it out several times in the show) :D !!

No offence to the OP but.... I DETEST the C word! I really hate it and think it is so crude!

Sorry, feel better now I've got that off my chest!

Me too! But I think this joke turns the word around.

I think it is vulgar to bandy that word around as a casual insult, along with the other matching slur: <deleted>.

I detest them both.

...though the C word is far more vulgar the the T word!

Edited March 13, 200818 yr by suegha

Yes, the C word is vulgarindeed, but the joke is great, love it.