Transexual Couple Rob Iranian National...................

[libya 115]

SOURCE: PATTAYA MAIL DATED Friday 7 March 2008

Pattaya Police Station received a report at 1 a.m. on February 28 that a man had been robbed of his mobile phone and money at the Second Road crossing to the North Pattaya Roundabout, just one metre away from the traffic police box.

The victim was Mohammad Dawoud Heidary.

The two thieves, described as being women of the second category, had then fled with their haul on a motorcycle, a blue Honda Clit, heading in the direction of South Pattaya Beach.

The police station radioed ahead for a manned patrol to block their passage, which they did near the Amari Orchid Resort.

The thieves approached at speed and managed to penetrate the blockade but collided with a group of TV and newspaper reporters who also happened to be at the scene, capsizing the motorcycle and ending their escape bid.

Both criminals were dressed in ladies clothing, and were identified as Nirut Srangnork, 28, a resident of Khon Kaen Province, and Wachira Banchoun, 35, from Yala Province.

Their victim, Iranian national Mohammad Dawoud Heidary, 44, identified as his property a Nokia N70 mobile phone that was found in the handbag of one of the thieves.

He stated that he is a banker, and was in Pattaya on vacation. He was walking along the street when the two transvestites came up to him and hugged him, stealing 3,000 baht and his phone as they did so, and then fleeing on their motorcycle.

Nirut and Wachira admitted the robbery, saying that they planned to sell the phone. They were charged with theft

[Jingthing]

Transexual Couple Rob Iranian National

OK, I have officially been here too long.

My first thought when I read that headline, was

Of Course They Did

[Captain Chaos]

The two thieves, described as being women of the second category, had then fled with their haul on a motorcycle, a blue Honda Clit, heading in the direction of South Pattaya Beach.

A Honda Clit?!?! Only in a katoey's post-op dreams ...

[cali4995]

I really try and be understanding and tolerant of the whole transgender thing

but these ladymen seem to be involved in a disproportionate amount of crime.

You get them in groups and they can be extremely aggressive, usually talking

a lot of trash at the same time. Their numbers in the city are staggering.

I really think the authorities are going to have to step-in and start taking a

firmer stance with the local populace. The city's reputation is at stake.

[kurgen]

a blue Honda Clit,

at least they had one between them

2 bird-geezers sharing 1 clit between them

I just love your typo's Labia 115

Edited March 13, 2008 by kurgen

[libya 115]

a blue Honda Clit,

at least they had one between them

2 bird-geezers sharing 1 clit between them

I just love your typo's Labia 115

Apologies: It should read Honda Click. Too much Chang or a Freudian slip......

[jfchandler]

I've heard that ladyboys are prone to having their blockades penetrated!

The thieves approached at speed and managed to penetrate the blockade but collided with a group of TV and newspaper reporters who also happened to be at the scene, capsizing the motorcycle and ending their escape bid.

[Humphrey Bear]

SOURCE: PATTAYA MAIL DATED Friday 7 March 2008

The thieves approached at speed and managed to penetrate the blockade but collided with a group of TV and newspaper reporters who also happened to be at the scene, capsizing the motorcycle and ending their escape bid.

Their victim, Iranian national Mohammad Dawoud Heidary, 44, identified as his property a Nokia N70 mobile phone that was found in the handbag of one of the thieves.

He stated that he is a banker, and was in Pattaya on vacation.

Another typo, Libya???

And what were the ThaiVisa crowd doing? Was it the usual friday-night piss-up at Amari Orchid this week?

[Rimmer]

Why does this reminds me of that Kenneth Horne sketch from many years ago about dark alleys and narrow passages?

Edited March 13, 2008 by Rimmer

[sweetchariot]

I was too late on parade for this one, all the innuendos have already been taken.

Sun (UK gutter tabloid) headline: 2 trannies fleece merchant banker, and penetrate police with their clit.

[Globeliner]

" described as being women "

"had then fled with their haul on a motorcycle, a blue Honda Clit"

That has to be the joke of the year.

[Humphrey Bear]

I was too late on parade for this one, all the innuendos have already been taken.

Sun (UK gutter tabloid) headline: 2 trannies fleece merchant banker, and penetrate police with their clit.

Trying, very trying.

But the Sun headline is seldom more than eight letters long (two words, each four letters).

[Globeliner]

Cheers to the OP, made me laugh,

keep it up!

Where can I buy a Honda Clit? 5555555

[DirkGently]

Good! Serves him right!

[Humphrey Bear]

Good! Serves him right!

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[johnh101]

The two thieves, described as being women of the second category, had then fled with their haul on a motorcycle, a blue Honda Clit, heading in the direction of South Pattaya Beach.

A Honda Clit?!?! Only in a katoey's post-op dreams ...

A motorbike for pussies !