"Keep it real" is probably one of his expressions. And "I a WYSIWYG" - "Pass me my weapon"...

Perhaps if his neighbouring expats got him interested in entertainments not involving firearms? He may enjoy shooting some pool, for example - or playing golf (getting out his nine iron instead of his six iron) - or throwing small, sharp weapons at a dartboard.

Bring body armor, perhaps?

And mickster, I just have to add, that worries me even more. I probably would feel better thinking he were some deranged troll with nothing better to do than wind people up.

Yeah, quite. If he were just a troll, people would regard him with something approaching affection. An act that good would deserve respect. But I'm afraid he doesn't arouse those feelings with me. I tend to squirm when I read his posts. Yep, I know that sounds catty but, every now and then, one encounters a person that you just know that you'll never get-on with and that's pretty much how I felt when I read his very first post.

Having said that, I'd be interested to know if he was actually going to this BBQ. He'd probably feel a bit vulnerable without "Bwuce".

What's "Bwuce"?

What's "Bwuce"?

You mean you haven't read his profile?

Hi, I like shooting stuff. I like visiting my wife in Phuket...well she ain't my wife yet but will be soon when she eventually accepts the ring.

Also I like cambo, it is an affordable destination for tourists on a budget and not to worried about looks or age.

I have lots of guns, I keep some under my bed. My favourite is my Berretta shotty I call 'Bwuce'. I also like knives and playing with dead things. I once sent a dead thing to my future wifes neighbours by mistake.

There you go! What he doesn't mention is that the "dead thing sent to my future wifes[sic] neighbours[sic] by mistake" was, in fact, a Tsunami victim's body which he mis-identified as his future wife.

<deleted>? Is this guy a total nut or what?!?!?

<deleted>? Is this guy a total nut or what?!?!?

As I inferred earlier Tigs, if he is just a made up character, it's a very well played part, if he is real, he should be, let's say, taken to one side, just for his own and other people's safety.

<deleted>? Is this guy a total nut or what?!?!?

As I inferred earlier Tigs, if he is just a made up character, it's a very well played part, if he is real, he should be, let's say, taken to one side, just for his own and other people's safety.

Straight jacket and padded call nurse Diesel!

<deleted>? Is this guy a total nut or what?!?!?

As I inferred earlier Tigs, if he is just a made up character, it's a very well played part, if he is real, he should be, let's say, taken to one side, just for his own and other people's safety.

Straight jacket and padded call nurse Diesel!

He would fit in here very well, wouldn't he?

"Someone called?"

<deleted>? Is this guy a total nut or what?!?!?

As I inferred earlier Tigs, if he is just a made up character, it's a very well played part, if he is real, he should be, let's say, taken to one side, just for his own and other people's safety.

Straight jacket and padded call nurse Diesel!

He would fit in here very well, wouldn't he?

Well, we'd never be short of a laugh, yeah?

A dangerous laugh though!

But, judging by his performance on April Fools' Day, he probably wouldn't twig anyway. I think he should up his post-rate PDQ.

Wow. 5 pages about a guy with less than 100 posts. I don't think even Weho got this much "pre" attention !

Surely during this most joyous time of the year we can find something a little more interesting to talk about ? (Obviously not, or I would not also be posting here) ! Sad indeed. Time to go out and look for something somewhat sexier to salivate over !

WW is a loon, he should fit right in

Edited April 14, 200818 yr by pampal

Wow. 5 pages about a guy with less than 100 posts. I don't think even Weho got this much "pre" attention !

Surely during this most joyous time of the year we can find something a little more interesting to talk about ? (Obviously not, or I would not also be posting here) ! Sad indeed. Time to go out and look for something somewhat sexier to salivate over !

Yeah, is it a sad reflection of Bedders, or just life? Hmm, could be the whole of a whole new topic...

WW is a loon, he should fit right in

That's true!

I'd prefer it if he would 'fit right in' to some other forum...

The Roman forum, take Jules place.

"Hey, Brutus, over here,,,,,,,,,,,"

The big guns and bullits forum...

"I come in peace". Bang.

"I come in peace". Bang.

Shoot to kill!

... and leave the carcass with your neighbour.

What he doesn't mention is that the "dead thing sent to my future wifes[sic] neighbours[sic] by mistake" was, in fact, a Tsunami victim's body which he mis-identified as his future wife.

If that's a joke it's in bad taste.

If its not a joke... the guy needs help.

Oh! Sorry to offend your sensibilities quiksilva!

If it's true we'll all be offended!

What he doesn't mention is that the "dead thing sent to my future wifes[sic] neighbours[sic] by mistake" was, in fact, a Tsunami victim's body which he mis-identified as his future wife.

If that's a joke it's in bad taste.

If its not a joke... the guy needs help.

That's why we need "Bedlam", for bad taste posts......LOL

Exactly! Amen, brother!

Exactly! Amen, brother!

Halleluyah! Hang on, wrong thread Ping!

^ Oops. Sorry. (I thought this was TLW thread )

Oh! Sorry to offend your sensibilities quiksilva!

It's cool, its bedlam in here anyway!