Troublesome Man

A man died & arrived at the pearly gates. There, a saint asked him whether he wanted to go heaven or hel_l. The man replied heaven.

"Follow the angel by the stairs over there & u shall reach heaven," said the saint.

Noticing that the beautiful angel actually had hairy legs, the man questioned, "r u sure she'll lead me to heaven? Angels to my knowledge do not hv hairy legs, must be the devil in disguise tryin to trick me to hel_l."

The saint thought a bit, then replied, "in that case, follow the devil next to the pillar there & she'll lead u to hel_l."

Turning his view towards the pillar, the man couldn resist but look at the sexy & hot figure of the devil standing there. Again, he was in doubt, "r u sure she's the devil? Devils to my knowledge r ugly & fearsome, she's too hot to be the devil."

After hearing this, the saint got impatient & decided to bring him personally to heaven.

Upon reaching, the man asked again, "r u sure this is heaven? the clouds look fake & to my knowledge, cupids ain't suppose to be wearing anything, they look more like flying frogs to me."

At last, the fustrated saint gave up & just kicked the man back to earth.

When the man woke up & found himself back in his bed by his wife, he shouted & cursed at the saint, "I knew i couldn't trust u to bring me to heaven, now im back in hel_l!"