At The Welfareoffice

[svenivan]

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight

up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE

drawing welfare checks. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is

excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old

man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful

nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his

Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll

be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You

will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-

bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is

$90,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, says , "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well ...... You started it."

[suegha]