2 hours ago, superal said:

Not stupid ...

 

1 hour ago, DILLIGAD said:

Thailand with the most road deaths in the world ...

 

Guys, this is the "Thai Visa Quote of the Day" thread.

I posted JaseTheBase reply here because it made me laugh out loud.

 

 

16 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

 

Guys, this is the "Thai Visa Quote of the Day" thread.

I posted JaseTheBase reply here because it made me laugh out loud.

 

 

Agreed... it was  a tongue-in-cheek funny response!

 

Let's not let this topic get off the rails... if you wish to further discuss the quoted post, please do so in the original thread... not the QOTD topic.

 

Thanks.

From the Running bare-chested thread:

 

29 minutes ago, Peterw42 said:

I like to smear myself in chickens blood and dog excrement and go about my business, there is no law against it, I have been doing it for years and I dont care what other snowflakes think. Societies norms and practices dont apply to me, even though we do tend to wear clothes and have places where its considered appropriate or not. 

As a society, we tend to follow a couple of unwritten laws, its what separates us from the animals.

 

I tend not to fart openly in public, I'm a bit of a snowflake in that regard. I do appreciate the fact that the rest of society tend to do the same, even though its not against the law.

 

 

From the 2 percent excise tax rise for tobacco products and alcoholic drinks takes effect thread:

 

11 hours ago, djayz said:

So why is my drinking supporting the elderly? 

I can't stand old people! They're slow and feeble and they smell old... I refuse to drink ever again in this country! Outrageous! 

 

From the Whatever are they doing to my favorite soi? topic:

 

19 hours ago, NanLaew said:

If the front door doesn't work for you, try the back door from Boys Town.

 

From the Top Ten hard truths of living as an expat in Thailand  topic:

 

52 minutes ago, spidermike007 said:

The best one I ever heard, was "me love you tonight, me forget you tomorrow".

 

From the British man in need of major heart surgery highlights dangers for expats living in Thailand without health insurance topic:

 

26 minutes ago, Johnny Bonds said:

Graham has provided 18 months of entertainment on his Youtube channel
So he made a few bucks while doing it? 
Commercial News is agenda driven entertainment of questionable integrity and yet here we have the pitchfork waving masses attacking an almost nobody from Chiang Rai over a few thousand baht given voluntarily by adults

 

A brilliant observation from a first post newbie on the Forum...

 

From the Prayuth Drops Valentine’s Single ‘Diamond Heart’ topic in the News Forum:

 

  1 hour ago, webfact said:

Gen. Prayuth Chan-ocha, despite sentimental lyricism promising to overcome obstacles with a woman who, ostensibly, is the nation

9 minutes ago, klauskunkel said:

I see, it's about rape...

From the Prayut joins fun of Royal winter festival topic in the News Forum:

 

32 minutes ago, Enoon said:

 

The look that says "Did you have to wear that f****** watch?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

From the Itch in Rectum after Protected sex topic in the Health Forum:

 

33 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

Maybe you should have waited till you received the results

from the GUM  clinic ?, as there are not many medical practitioners

on ThaiVisa, but Billy Connolly recommends wire brush and Dettol.

 

From the Survey reveals little faith in Thai justice system topic in the Thailand News Forum:

 

14 minutes ago, Soi Dog said:

Well I, for one, think that Thailand has the best justice system money can buy.

 

From the Prawit has two weeks to clarify 25 pricey watches topic in the Thai News Forum:

 

52 minutes ago, Juan B Tong said:

Memo to Prawit staff:

 

The black leopard penis eater distraction failed.

 

Find something else! You have two weeks!

 

From the Government defends its corruption-fighting record topic in the Thai News Forum:

 

8 minutes ago, klauskunkel said:

Save yourself this constant drivel and just declare Thailand to be corruption-free, just like you declared Thailand to be IUU-free and while you are at it, why not declare Prawit wristwatch-free...

 

From the Scepticism rules over February poll date topic in the Thai News Forum:

 

5 hours ago, Soi Dog said:

I heard that somebody asked Prawit when we would have elections and he said "Not on my watch."

 

From the How Prawit has succeeded where Prayut has failed topic in the Thai News Forum:

 

44 minutes ago, ratcatcher said:

Well, seeing as urine a humorous mood, the piss taking British may well be pissed off with that comment, but North Americans, are merely pissed when offended.

 

From the Voice TV’s Tonight Thailand programme off the air for 15 days topic in the Thai News Forum:

 

41 minutes ago, Odysseus123 said:

The French put Bangkok under the guns of two warships on the 20th of July 1893.

 

They had been charged 10 times the entrance fee and were a trifle miffed..

 

The French did "miffing" very well in those far off days.. and they got in for free.

Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python

On 3/23/2018 at 11:56 AM, Ron19 said:

Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python

better him than me

From this topic in the motorbikes forum:

 

20 minutes ago, Anythingleft? said:

This thread is like trying to understand advanced quantum physics....

 

From the Prayut claims election date is firm, despite concern over MP bill topic in the Thai News Forum:

 

22 minutes ago, Odysseus123 said:

Brilliant move tho'

 

Now we cannot have an election until all the laws that we passed ourselves have been reviewed-by us!

 

That process should  take..about 20 years...I guess.

 

Complete neuron annihilating flapdoodlery.

 

Shangri-La.

 

'flapdoodlery'?...love it...

 

 

From the Hollow Earth Theory topic in our very own Bedlam Forum:

(posted at 12:30 pm Thai time)

 

7 hours ago, talahtnut said:

The world is just imagination, if you close your eyes it disappears.

If you are intoxtimated, everything is either pear shaped or doubled,

you may have often observed that phenomenon yourselves.

Further proof is that if you look through binoculars the wrong way

you can actually see the size of your imagination.

 

 

From the Looking for trivia contests in Pattaya and Jomtien topic in the Pattaya Forum:

 

14 minutes ago, johng said:

Don't know but you more than likely need a license for trivial pursuits nowadays.

 

From the Mafia chasing Indian men from Pattaya beach wasn’t what it seemed, say police topic in the Pattaya News Forum:

 

56 minutes ago, PerkinsCuthbert said:

So instead of some Singh wrong there was no Singh wrong? Am I Wright?

 

And... in the same topic...

 

21 minutes ago, VBF said:

Could this be Turban Terrorism?  ?‍♂️   

 

 

 

On 4/6/2018 at 10:21 PM, PoorSucker said:

Bah, Albert Einstein was not the smart one, his little brother Frank, worked in Hollywood for some years, Google it. 

On 4/6/2018 at 11:54 PM, sanemax said:

Thats just your Einstein relative theory

Just brilliant.

Edited May 29, 20188 yr by chickenslegs

My nomination for Wednesday.

Funny exchange in this topic ...

German motorcyclist injured as ten power poles fall down in Samut Songkhram

 

5 hours ago, Dave67 said:

Soon to be known by his German mates as Volter

 

5 hours ago, bluesofa said:

Ouch! That hertz. You'll get charged for that.

 

 

5 hours ago, Dave67 said:

Go ohm if you don't like it

Great stuff.

From the Draft plan to allow foreigners to work in 11 ‘reserved’ occupations topic in the Thailand News Forum:

 

4 hours ago, Damrongsak said:

"The Council of Engineers has criticised the plan. The civil-engineer occupation should remain reserved for Thais because it involves people’s safety, they said."

 

"Can't have any of that.  If they were safe, they'd breed like crazy and we'd be in a world of hurt.  Imagine what that would do to the traffic!"  said highway engineer Ho Lee Shitz, a second-generation immigrant.

 

From the help needed thread in the Family and children forum:

 

"Hi can I go to family court to legitimate my partner Daughter? My Wife ex Husband ( not under legal process) left her and Daughter after she was born and she already 18 years old now. I’m not marry to my partner but can I make her Daughter as my legal Daughter?"

 

@sanemax replied:

 

"Shes an adult now , I dont think that you can adopt adults .

You could marry the daughter and have your GF as your Mother-in-law ?"

Where else but the Chiang Rai Forum?

 

Don't they have caning plants here to process the fruit.