Birthdays Of Unimportant People

Jun.7th... Carlos Jeromack - Inventor of the cardboard man hole cover.

Nov.23rd...Gloria Wouwerman - Last woman to board a lifeboat on the Titanic, before it sailed.

Mar.13th...Isaac Grimaldi - Opened the first Kosher restaurant in Saudi Arabia.

Dec.3rd...Jacques Q. Moed - Paid $6.4 million at Christie's auction for the original Cinderella slipper (autographed by her stepmother).

Apr.25th...Helen Bardot - Made millions by adding numbers to alphabet soup recipe.

July 5th...Gerard K. Nerney Jr. - Sued 'K-Mart' claiming they used his middle initial without his authorization (settled for $1.49).

Oct.18th...Rodrigo Keller - Patented the first contact lens for seeing-eye dogs.

Jan.30th...Jessica Rolex - Developed soundless wind chimes.

Aug.2nd...Rev.Francis Goldblum - Proposed that 'death by stoning' become an alternative to the electric chair or lethal injections...hey it's biblical.

May 22nd...Sherry Sugarman - Successfully marketed recycled pixels to third world countries.

Sept.9th...Dr.Vinton Fiorina - Locates surplus mother's milk for needy infants in large families.