A Joke I Thought Everyone Would Appreciate!

[F1fanatic]

CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.

By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahula, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel!

[F1fanatic]

Sorry - just realise this should have been added to 'Some Sunday Funnies'. (I'm new to this!)

MODERATOR - Can this be moved please?

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Sorry - just realise this should have been added to 'Some Sunday Funnies'. (I'm new to this!)

MODERATOR - Can this be moved please?

LOL !

I love a good joke, thanks 'F1annatic'.

BTW, where I can find 'Some Sunday Funnies'. ( even though I'm not so new here !)

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[Maestro]

I am moving this to the forum "Jokes - puzzles and riddles - make my day! "

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Maestro

[Maestro]

And I meant to finish the bottle of read wine I had to open for my wife to cook dinner but I can't manage it. Mañana.

Mañana.