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Cuckoo Clock

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Just after a man got married he was invited out for a night with the boys.

He told my wife that he would be home by midnight.

The evening went well, the jokes were being told and the grog was going down easy and at around 3 a.m. full as a booth went home.

Just as he got in the door the cuckoo clock started and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly he realised that she'd probably wake up so he

cuckooed another 9 times. He was really proud of myself, having the quick wittedness even when drunk, to escape a possible conflict.

Next morning my wife asked her husband what time he got in and he told her 12 o'clock. Whew! Got away with that one!

She then told him that they needed a new cuckoo clock.

When he asked why, she said, " Well, at 3 a.m. this morning it cuckooed 3 times, paused, swore, cuckooed another 4 times, farted, cuckooed another 3 times, paused, cleared its throat and cuckooed twice, then giggled for over three minutes.

I think it's stuffed, don't you?"

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