Painter Blonde

[AltumAngel]

A blonde by the name of Julie was getting pretty desperate for money.

So she decided to go to the richer part of town and try to get a job as a handywoman.

She rang the doorbell at the first house she came to, and a man answered the door.

She asked if there were any odd jobs she could do, and he replied, "Well, actually, we need the porch painted-how much do you want?" Julie said she felt $50 was fair. He replied, "OK, the ladders, paint, and other tools you need are in the garage."

When the man closed the door, his wife, who had overheard the conversation asked him, "$50?!? Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She must have, she was standing right on it."

About 45 minutes later, the doorbell rings again, and the man is surprised to find Julie there.

She tells him that she's done, and states that she even had enough paint to do two coats.

As the man is reaching into his wallet to pay her, Julie says, "Oh, and by the way, that isn't a Porsche-it's a Ferrari."

[Chris Lawrence]

I am sure I have seen this one here before. Altum, you getting a bit slack????

[njpski]

I am sure I have seen this one here before. Altum, you getting a bit slack????

probably just being eco-friendly - recycling and saving newcomers from needing to search the 330 pages to find this joke

[Tinkelbell]

I am sure I have seen this one here before. Altum, you getting a bit slack????

probably just being eco-friendly - recycling and saving newcomers from needing to search the 330 pages to find this joke

One of the best thing happens to me is when I found this thread and start reading two weeks ago. I have several of my best jokes in which I always share with friends at the gathering.

I was thinking to put some of it in this thread, but not gone through with it after seeing there are more than 300 pages of jokes, there might be someone like " Chris Lawrence" protesting.

Thanks "njpaki" for being such a good gentleman.

Best of all big thanks to those who share their laughing with us. You guys certainly make my day.

[Maestro]

...two coats...

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes.

He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said....

FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

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Maestro