I work at the "everything 10 baht" shop but my calculator won't work - help please!

im in need of a detoxification

"I'm sorry your glasses aren't ready yet.

Would you like to have a seat over there and read a magazine.

Oops you can't see without your glasses.

Go outside for a long stand.

on the way to the shops i lost my way

Christiano Ronaldo was reported at saying he wants to achieve a lifelong ambition by playing for Hartlepools United. The HU Chairman said, "<deleted> is Christiano Ronaldo?"

I could never imagine myself between the arms of another man after he'd left cause I feel am already in the skin of one!

on the way to the shops i lost my way

Out looking for LBs way...........

when i dont go out everyone is out ,when i do nobody to be seen ,are they telling me something

"I have no intention of standing for election!"

" I have not been bribed enough!"

I is outta tea money, and backpocket is empty.

As for my palms, mine need a heapa tickling.

Finger raised, as if to check the wind, John stepped out onto the balcony....

Where to have a good wash of my car?

What do I want?

A clean windshield and powerful gasoline.

(A clean windscreen and powerful petrol.)

Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the loo seat by simply pissing in the sink.

how the world be better if this rhyming lines are being used:

I feel great cause I've put on extra weight.

Or:

I will lead cause I am a coconut head.

add more please!

buy a robot to take the dog for a walk

PEOPLE think Stephen Hawking is so clever, but when you ask him a question and he is typing in the answer on his little screen, how do we know he isn't just looking up the answer on the Internet?

To average peeps, Mr Hawking's thoughts and answers are just so much bosh.

I prefer Gyro Gearloose, he is a prectical guy.

Good onya Walt Dizzy, for bringing Gyro to us, the proletariat.

to free up space on my hard drive i defragged,now nothing works

from defragged to de frigged......hahaha

There could be mild turbulence ,as a precaution please fasten your seat belt ,also locate your sick-bag.

cars have two wheels.

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why do most staff get a diarrhea at the same day they have a mid year assessment meeting?

Mite try living in a village a bit smaller than Bangkok, for a change, next trip.

there must be a creature out there that does not taste like chicken!!!

Show me the waaaay to goooo hoooooome,

I'm tired an I wanna take my bar gal to bed.......

Is 'couth' the opposite of 'uncouth'? As in, could I say 'The prim and proper ladies at the Pink & Black Ball were extremely couth'?

BFD!

What was this thread about, again?

it seems my last b-day was a couple of years ago

If it wasn't for my telly, I would have nobody to argue with, sad innit?