November 3, 200421 yr Not one that we use. But i like the phrase bumping uglies. Hide the salami If its oral sex then.... Talk to the microphone The other way round. ie man to woman oral... In there like a dog eating beetroot. Ever seen a dog eat beetroot? F###### messy!
November 3, 200421 yr I just say to the wife "I wanna fukc you". Sorry, not humourous or romantical I know, but why beat around the 'bush'.
November 3, 200421 yr <deleted> the romance...I just reach for the KY an' go 'mmmm,yas...me sum too...' the wife says that in the BG trade vaginal penetration is referred to as 'tak tak'...
November 3, 200421 yr Author My Wife and I call it "Excercise" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> we call it that too, "awk gamlang gaai" or something like that.
November 3, 200421 yr for anal sex my girl says "sh*tbox me" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> no way.......... totster
November 3, 200421 yr Last night on the phone: "I want you come back to Thailand, now. Tonight, I want boom boom you!"
November 3, 200421 yr There`s a beach on Koh Chang that we call "Motion Beach". There is a house in New Orleans They call the rising knackwurst
November 3, 200421 yr Asked my Gf what TAK TAK means, says she has never heard it, she doesnt know what it means !!!!
November 3, 200421 yr don't want to offence anyone, is it normal my ex girl used to say "jet khon (my name" ?
November 4, 200421 yr Last night on the phone:"I want you come back to Thailand, now. Tonight, I want boom boom you!" Boom-boom is an old one. Along with "pam-pam" and "boomsing" (which I think is a corruption of a German word), this is the kind of expression you'd hear in the Grace Hotel coffee shop in the 70s. More recently: yet gan - fukc (the most vulgar - don't use it!) ow gan - equivalent to "do it" (the most common expression) tam look gan - make babies (humorous) tam lak gan - make love (literal translation from English)
November 4, 200421 yr Lang Na Gai (wash the chicken's face) Tam Baap (to sin) Wei-La Sai gong (sausage time- influence of the Huns there) She speaks Eng so we like 'spam javelin time!!!!!' Keep 'em coming! No pun intended.
November 4, 200421 yr I just say to the wife "I wanna fukc you".Sorry, not humourous or romantical I know, but why beat around the 'bush'. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How sweet, I hope you kiss her during it!
Create an account or sign in to comment